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The '90s were a special time!

Quote: zooo @ December 4 2012, 12:46 PM GMT

The 10 year old me is moist...

*notes time zooo finally crossed the line*

Cool

The weather. It just shouldn't be 27°c at 11pm.

Quote: lofthouse @ December 3 2012, 11:26 PM GMT

F**k you Oldman

You've no credibility

Your a f**king bitchy little pussy whore

F**k you

Twattttt

Blimey, what did he do to you..?

Quote: Harridan @ December 4 2012, 12:45 PM GMT

If you say so. Here's a treat for you!

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How refreshing it is to see a non-chiseled butt cheek(s).

Quote: Lee @ December 4 2012, 1:23 PM GMT

How refreshing it is to see a non-jizzeled butt cheek(s).

You don't see many of those do you Lee?

Quote: zooo @ December 4 2012, 12:43 PM GMT

:)
Yes it's true, I will indeed lose sleep over the fact that someone made a joke about a pop group I haven't listened to in 10 years, but once made the mistake of saying they 'weren't that bad', and have ever since have been treated like I'm their official ambassador...

OK, I apologise. But the mythical zooo/Take That connection is so handy when we want to diss a band, you'd be doing us all a favour if you pretended it was true.

Lol, fine. Carry on...

Quote: Harridan @ December 4 2012, 11:52 AM GMT

Also: 'secret' tracks on albums. Who came up with that? Who wants that? A 3 minute song, 20 minutes of silence and then another song? WHY?!

We were in a packed pub in Egham (the Armstrong Gun, for any Royal Holloway uni grads here), where the Ash album "1977" was on the jukebox.

I had remembered the secret track at the end of that album was called "puke party", and involved the three Ash members throwing up repeatedly next to the microphone.

Thus, I put the generic final regular track on the jukebox, and spent the 5-10 minutes praying that nobody else was going to use the jukebox and complain that their song wasn't coming on. Thankfully nobody did.

The reactions in the pub were priceless.

Quote: SimonWing @ December 4 2012, 2:12 PM GMT

We were in a packed pub in Egham (the Armstrong Gun, for any Royal Holloway uni grads here)

I'm so sorry for you. No one deserves to be in Egham. That's a nice pub though.

Alas any town named after a traditional Halloween prank.

Quote: lofthouse @ December 3 2012, 11:26 PM GMT

The new O2 advert with Gary Oldman makes me want to puke my own bollock sack up

F**k you Oldman

You've no credibility

Your a f**king bitchy little pussy whore

F**k you

Twattttt

Harsh but fair.
Even his agent admits he's only interested in money now.

He's an actor; saying other peoples lines for money. Playing make believe. Does it matter if he does it mainly for the money?

Quote: Harridan @ December 4 2012, 12:45 PM GMT

If you say so. Here's a treat for you!

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Every time I try to sing 'Never Forget' in my mind, it turns into the Bodyform advert song.

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