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I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,085

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 3 2012, 9:27 PM GMT

As long as you base all of your opinions, politics and world views due to a free app on your phone, then who am I to argue with you?

Actually I believe you don't have any apps.

So what do you base your opinions on?

The feces smeared copies of metro you fill your trousers with?

Quote: zooo @ December 3 2012, 9:37 PM GMT

Why do people think it'll be a good idea to publicly take on a professional comedian?

The world is full of people who think they can best those who are funnier and smarter then they are.

Whistling nnocently

Aw, don't put yourself down!

Quote: sootyj @ December 3 2012, 9:39 PM GMT

So what do you base your opinions on?

Mostly old episodes of Top Gear.

Quote: zooo @ December 3 2012, 9:40 PM GMT

Aw, don't put yourself down!

Laughing out loud

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 3 2012, 9:40 PM GMT

Mostly old episodes of Top Gear.

The greatest opinions... in the WORLD.

Quote: zooo @ December 3 2012, 9:40 PM GMT

Aw, don't put yourself down!

Can't help it, I'm incredibly self effacing as well as modest and humble.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 3 2012, 9:40 PM GMT

Mostly old episodes of Top Gear.

Is that why you wear that "death to the Model T Ford!" Tshirt.

Quote: sootyj @ December 3 2012, 9:46 PM GMT

Is that why you wear that "death to the Model T Ford!" Tshirt.

No, it's why I write jokes as if I've been in a brain damaging rocket car accident.

Anyways, here is a lovely story about how women are portrayed in the media, I'm sure it won't spark debate on here -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20554942

There a rumor that rocket car fiasco was faked and hamster got his injuries after being jumped by clarky and saville

Relative invisibility, I thought that was us middle aged men! :O

Quote: zooo @ December 3 2012, 9:37 PM GMT

I just read that too. Rather amusing! Why do people think it'll be a good idea to publicly take on a professional comedian? D'oh.

But Boyle started it!

Quote: Shandonbelle @ December 3 2012, 10:16 PM GMT

But Boyle started it!

Leave it, He's not worth it, I'll hold your coat....

:D The big Jessie.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ December 3 2012, 10:16 PM GMT

But Boyle started it!

True! Don't think he @ed him in though. The boy should have just shrugged it off, not retaliated. Now he's made himself look stoopid.

I disagree, I think Frankie comes off looking like a bully.

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