I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,084

Quote: sootyj @ December 3 2012, 5:22 PM GMT

Is Katie pregnant?

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Already?! Well I for one am disgusted. Who do the Palace think she is? Some sort of baby making machine?! She is a woman in her own right and not defined by her ability to produce future heirs to the throne!! Stupid royals, it would be different if they had a woman in charge for several decades!!

Now, how will she ever be able to follow her dream of becoming...um, a princess and a mother?

I bet she wished she'd never met so called 'Prince' William and given up her meaningful life of getting hit in the face with hockey sticks or poncing up and down a catwalk in her undies like normal civilised girls!!

Gah!!!!

You forgot getting snapped with her jublies out

What kind of patriot are you?

Quote: sootyj @ December 3 2012, 6:32 PM GMT

You forgot getting snapped with her jublies out

What kind of patriot are you?

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Now that I've found out she's preggo, I don't want to crack one off to her golden jubilees.

Plus, going to hospital because of morning sickness? What a puff.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 3 2012, 6:29 PM GMT

Already?! Well I for one am disgusted. Who do the Palace think she is? Some sort of baby making machine?! She is a woman in her own right and not defined by her ability to produce future heirs to the throne!! Stupid royals, it would be different if they had a woman in charge for several decades!!

Now, how will she ever be able to follow her dream of becoming...um, a princess and a mother?

I bet she wished she'd never met so called 'Prince' William and given up her meaningful life of getting hit in the face with hockey sticks or poncing up and down a catwalk in her undies like normal civilised girls!!

Gah!!!!

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Must.Argue.With.Someone. But there's no one saying anything I object to! I'll say it myself, then!

One day you're just going to split down the middle and we'll never hear from you again as you'll be locked in an epic and never-ending argument with yourself!

All aboard the magical RCP wind up machine toot! toot!

RC is now arguing with himself from both sides of the political divide. I think he may be the messiah

Quote: Harridan @ December 3 2012, 8:27 PM GMT

Must.Argue.With.Someone. But there's no one saying anything I object to! I'll say it myself, then!

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I can't wait for you lot to read the Guardian website...I mean come up with your own 'independent' conclusions. So I thought I'd pre-empt to save a bit of time.

What I want to see next is a pregnant Kate shooting a moose so it can explode into a five way argument about feminism, pregnancy, guns, animal cruelty and royalty. If she sparked up a doobie and voted Respect afterwards, I'd probably explode with joy.

Quote: Pingl @ December 3 2012, 8:45 PM GMT

I think he may be the messiah

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Aw bless.

I must confess to reading the Guardian again.

Because I've got an app that unlike the Times one is free, downloads automatically and never crashes.

So f**k you The Times.

Viva Socialism.

Quote: sootyj @ December 3 2012, 9:24 PM GMT

I must confess to reading the Guardian again.

Because I've got an app

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As long as you base all of your opinions, politics and world views due to a free app on your phone, then who am I to argue with you?

Just reading about the Frankie Boyle/X-Factor person Twitter argument...I must admit I did laugh at "snaggletoothed grammar holocaust". And then I thought what a great name for a band that would be.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 3 2012, 9:27 PM GMT

As long as you base all of your opinions, politics and world views due to a free app on your phone, then who am I to argue with you?

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I base them on the muttering on the tramp I bump into at Kingscross station everymorning. He sticks of piss, mumbles incomprehensibly and argues with dog waste bins.

I think it might be Gordon Brown.

I read the 'I' its 20p and very absorbent

Quote: sootyj @ December 3 2012, 9:29 PM GMT

I base them on the muttering on the tramp I bump into at Kingscross station everymorning. He sticks of piss, mumbles incomprehensibly and argues with dog waste bins.

I think it might be Gordon Brown.

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Always knocking my day job!

Quote: shaggy292 @ December 3 2012, 9:27 PM GMT

Just reading about the Frankie Boyle/X-Factor person Twitter argument...I must admit I did laugh at "snaggletoothed grammar holocaust". And then I thought what a great name for a band that would be.

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Just checked these out and they are hilarious, especially the line about if he wanted attention he'd appear on a talent show inked up like a school desk in a remedial class.

I also love the way this gets to be 'news'. Everyone and everything really is shit nowadays.

I just read that too. Rather amusing! Why do people think it'll be a good idea to publicly take on a professional comedian? D'oh.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 3 2012, 9:35 PM GMT

Just checked these out and they are hilarious, especially the line about if he wanted attention he'd appear on a talent show inked up like a school desk in a remedial class.

I also love the way this gets to be 'news'. Everyone and everything really is shit nowadays.

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Boyle is a genius at playing the media game, he is the comedy worlds Katy Price