British Comedy Guide

Status report Page 4,896

Awww, poor kitty.
What shall her name be?

Pissbag?

Quote: chipolata @ December 1 2012, 5:31 PM GMT

cistitis

cystitus*

Quote: chipolata @ December 1 2012, 5:31 PM GMT

£60 for two injections!

What?! :O

Should stick to heroin, much cheaper.

Quote: zooo @ December 1 2012, 5:40 PM GMT

Awww, poor kitty.
What shall her name be?

Moneypit!

Laughing out loud

My brother ate a MacDonalds burger in front of me today and since then I can't stop think about eating one myself. It looked horrible, yet I'm still drawn to it. I stopped eating MacDonald's long before I went vegetarian. I was more of a KFC man. What do they put in Big Macs? Can you get passively addicted to them?

Quote: Lee @ December 1 2012, 7:54 PM GMT

My brother ate a MacDonalds burger in front of me today and since then I can't stop think about eating one myself. It looked horrible, yet I'm still drawn to it. I stopped eating MacDonald's long before I went vegetarian. I was more of a KFC man. What do they put in Big Macs? Can you get passively addicted to them?

I was vegetarian for 15 years, not because I was against people eating meat, just because when I was in Australia I worked in an abattoir for a week and I couldn't face it after. When I had kids it became so impractical not to eat meat, however I still can't stand burgers, especially macs, I always have fries with their chili sauce.

I worked on a turkey farm in Israel for 3 months, and I had no issues eating those beedy eyed, evil little f**ks.

Quote: sootyj @ December 1 2012, 8:00 PM GMT

I worked on a turkey farm in Israel for 3 months, and I had no issues eating those beedy eyed, evil little f**ks.

I was working with this Australian mental who had a stun gun and far to much fun for my liking, he was a seriously weird individual!

Maybe eating a Big Mac would be fine because I doubt it contains much meat anyway.

Dooooo it. They're delicious.

Quote: zooo @ December 1 2012, 8:06 PM GMT

Dooooo it. They're delicious.

I think the last time I had one would have been about 1995? I'd hate to break my record.

Kosher turkey so no stun guns

Just knives

Kosher turkey so no stun guns

Just knives

Evening. Anybody died recently?

Share this page