Nudism
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I practically always remember to put my clothes on.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ February 3, 2008, 3:35 PMI practically always remember to put my clothes on.
If you forget again, they said you'll get a special carer. 
"You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
Ohhh thank you very much"
Now there's a little number I tossed off recently in the Carribbean.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ February 3, 2008, 3:35 PMI practically always remember to put my clothes on.
I don't have to remember ... if it isn't at least noon there is no point in even getting out of bed ... so I look at the clock ... ain't noon ... go back to sleep!
Quote: losaavedra @ February 3, 2008, 6:15 PMI don't have to remember ... if it isn't at least noon there is no point in even getting out of bed ... so I look at the clock ... ain't noon ... go back to sleep!
Then you have a siesta an hour or so later 
It's all buon!
Nope ... usually skip the Siesta 'cos If I go back to sleep I don't wake up again until 2-ish. When I do get up I clothe myself in my lead-lined track suit (otherwise I instantly turn to ash!) and skulk around until nightfall. Once the devil sun has gone from the sky ... my life begins. Usual boring stuff ... hunting down virgins (gets more difficult as the years wear on), fluttering around before hanging upside down somewhere for the odd forty winks, tormenting the chickens, sharpening me eye teeth ... it's been a hard life over the last 297 years. Once more the locals are trying to find me, even as we speak, armed with stakes and that silly garlic stuff draped everywhere ... phew ... I'm off to bed again!
Holy crap. I've just realised ... I am a vampire!
Not liking sun but loving night. Hating garlic. Being a carnivore. IT ALL MAKES SENSE!
Quote: losaavedra @ February 3, 2008, 6:34 PMarmed with stakes and that silly garlic stuff draped everywhere
Are you sure they're not just French tourists? 
Wrong country for French tourists (although I'll ask before I sink my fangs into the next one) ... oh (methinks, verily, etc.)... Aaron must indeed be one of the brotherhood (is that supposed to be capitalised ... oh well ...never mind!). I'd often wondered about the DARKNESS THOU ART CLOAKED IN in thy PICTORIAL SIMILARITY on this(eth) WEB-MEDIA-ISHNESS ... and will ask ... art thou indeed AARON THE ARTFUL ... of whom I have heard divers things as to thy (uhm) ARTFULATIOUSNESS and COULD IT BE that thou art here to, perchance, SOLVE THE PROBLEMS OF THE NETHER WORLD by way of activities in (this 'ere) Forum (or Board as 'tis better known) (a few question marks are required here ... but I've lost count of how many!) and ...
(Shit ... I could carry on with this all night ... BUT ... VIRGINS AWAIT ... and so forsooth (probably) I am off and shall see thee hence!!!!
I hate nudity... I get really embarassed by it. Mens' willys should never be seen or heard!
Quote: EllieJP @ February 4, 2008, 3:07 PMMens' willys should never be heard!
o_O
I think Ryan should get himself to the doctor ASAP.
Quote: EllieJP @ February 4, 2008, 3:07 PMMens' willys should never be seen or heard!
And here's the medics scratching their heads wondering why men are too embarrassed to go to a doctor.