Could you not have blamed your dad? 
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The Popes by John Julius Norwich, there have been some seriously deranged Popes.
Quote: SimonWing @ November 7 2012, 2:06 AM GMTWhen I was about 13, I drew pictures of (what I imagined) the naked body of a girl I fancied in school (Jade; not Jade Goody) all over the pages of some old novel I found in a bookcase.
Next to the pictures were written descriptions of what I wanted to do with said girl. Nothing psychotic; just horny stuff.
Fast-forward 15-20 years, and my mum was clearing out the attic last week... and...
I wish I had just made that story up
That's given me a well-needed laugh. 
Brilliant.
Bond on Bond by Roger Moore, my nerdiness has no end 
The psychic world of Derek Acorah
Fascinating...
The Master Plan: Himmler's Scholars and the Holocaust by Heather Pringle. Himmler's twisted Middle Earth fantasies - and the part that the deluded scholarship that fed them - played in the final solution make for queasy reading.
Seasons in the Sun - Dominic Sandbrook. social political history of mid seventies, well written and very accessible
Still reading seasons in the sun, very long, but bloody brilliant
I've started my first ever Stephen King novel - The Stand.
Good place to start
I keep going to start Life of Pi. It definitely looks like something I'd like to read before the film ruins it.
Ha!
I've had the book Cloud Atlas for years. I really should get around to reading that before the films buggers it.
I can imagine Life of Pi is actually wonderful to read. The film looks like it's gone all "Lovely Bones" on it.
Bleh.
Yes, from the clips I've seen I think I'll be passing on it.