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Quote: Steve Sunshine @ November 29 2012, 9:19 PM GMT

They've grown up a little bit now
We've had them just over a year

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Awwww. Look at their little ginger faces.

Their fur looks gorgeous, no need for a hot water bottle with them around I bet :)

One of my Facebook friends has just lost a Ginger cat in Hull. Did Chip steal it???!!!!

In just over 12 hours I shall go haggis hunting.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ November 29 2012, 9:19 PM GMT

They've grown up a little bit now
We've had them just over a year

The cuteness had already addled my brain but this

Quote: keewik @ November 29 2012, 11:53 PM GMT

In just over 12 hours I shall go haggis hunting.

has bombarded my poor mind with so many euphemisms that I am no longer able to contemplate reality.

Just reading this thread on my phone I couldn't see who posted what because of screen size. I saw the cat pic and the 'Awww' reply and thought 'that's a girl'. The reply after about the fur being 'gorgeous' smacked of another girl. I was proved right. See? I know women inside out.

Talking about ladies I seem to be operating tampon finances right now. Money is in my account for one week and then out for three....

Quote: zooo @ November 29 2012, 8:17 PM GMT

Gingers are my favouritessss.
Maybe you shall have integrated him in by Christmas.

I don't know. My cats don't like him and will make it as difficult as possible.

Quote: lofthouse @ November 29 2012, 9:00 PM GMT

FLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS !!!!

Get the f**ker treated

Seriously dude

I'll spot him next week.

Quote: keewik @ November 29 2012, 11:53 PM GMT

One of my Facebook friends has just lost a Ginger cat in Hull. Did Chip steal it???!!!!

Whistling nnocently

(Although he would be better off with me)

Bleergh. I just checked the Weather forcast for the next week. On Tuesday it's going to be 37C.

1.5 hours before summer technically starts and I want it to be over already.

Quote: chipolata @ November 30 2012, 10:16 AM GMT

I don't know. My cats don't like him and will make it as difficult as possible.

Apparently if you feed them in different places it helps avoid conflict. But you probably already know that, for you are the cat whisperer.

:D

I want a pussy cat so much but my boyfriend has really put his foot down on this one. :(

Has your boyfriend got enormous feet, a stamping fetish or both?

Because he's stamped on your glasses and now your cat!

He has enormous feet - and I wish I had a cat for him to stamp on.

That sounds wrong.

Quote: L.E. @ November 30 2012, 1:40 PM GMT

He has enormous feet - and I wish I had a pussy for him to stamp on.

That sounds wrong.

Well that suddenly turned a confusing 50 shades of grey

So... you BECOME JEWISH for him. But he can't put up with having a tiny cat in the house for you?

ZOOO IS NOT IMPRESSED.

Hahaha! He has good excuses why not:

1) He really doesn't like cats.
2) We travel a lot.
3) We live in a flat.
4) I'm allergic.

However, it would make me REALLY happy to have a kitteh.

How about one of those sinister hairless cats no allergies and nip regretted when he stamps on it

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