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Don't worry, Sooty, I'm not being oppressed! One of my bosses has come home and brought me medicine. I was just hoping I'd feel better to save her the trouble.

If that's a plague that's sweeping London, keep it there!

*runs off to ask Alex Salmond to erect barricades at the Border.*

Quote: keewik @ November 29 2012, 4:54 PM GMT

If that's a plague that's sweeping London, keep it there!

*runs off to ask Alex Salmond to erect barricades at the Border.*

*licks a postcard and sends it to Scotland*

*Puts large dog at the gate to prevent postman entering.*

Quote: Harridan @ November 29 2012, 4:56 PM GMT

*licks a postcard and sends it to Scotland*

I don't know about you but I don't tend to lick a stamp once it has been received.

EDIT: "Postcard" Oh, yes. I lick those all the time.

Chip's let a stray cat in that's been hanging around in the garden for months. Hopefully he won't urinate anywhere. Or worse.

Awww. What does he look like?

Quote: zooo @ November 29 2012, 7:01 PM GMT

Awww. What does he look like?

He's a ginger. With one of those vaguely sinister teddy bear heads that some cats have. He's gone back out now after spending an hour and a half asleep on a bed. Little steps.

Gingers are my favouritessss.
Maybe you shall have integrated him in by Christmas.

Quote: Harridan @ November 29 2012, 4:47 PM GMT

Don't worry, Sooty, I'm not being oppressed! One of my bosses has come home and brought me medicine. I was just hoping I'd feel better to save her the trouble.

I swear I'm having a hard time of it igniting the revolutionary spirit of the proletariat

Quote: Harridan @ November 29 2012, 4:47 PM GMT

Don't worry, Sooty, I'm not being oppressed! One of my bosses has come home and brought me medicine. I was just hoping I'd feel better to save her the trouble.

I swear I'm having a hard time of it igniting the revolutionary spirit of the proletariat

Quote: chipolata @ November 29 2012, 6:55 PM GMT

Chip's let a stray cat in that's been hanging around in the garden for months. Hopefully he won't urinate anywhere. Or worse.

FLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS !!!!

Get the f**ker treated

Seriously dude

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Chewie (brother of Chips)

<3 <3 <3

They've grown up a little bit now
We've had them just over a year

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