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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 29 2012, 2:00 PM GMT

That's okay baby. Just as long as you can say and do whatever you like without any kind of reproach or consequences for your actions, then everything will be fair.

If anyone dare criticise your opinions or life choices, just chalk it down to mysoginistic patriarchal bigotry endemic in society and leave it at that.

Ladies, you really can have it all.

Rolling eyes

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ November 29 2012, 1:59 PM GMT

Me neither
The Sexism towards men on these threads is getting beyond a joke now

I say I say what did Valerie Solaris form when 2 guys shouted at her

The society to shut up men

Clearly feminism is not beyond a joke on bcg

Leveson, a complete waste of time, Two thousand pages of waffle that won't be picked up.

The proposed solution seems to be to set up an independent regulatory body with no actual powers which is to scrutinise a self-regulatory body with no actual powers which is to be set up to scrutinise the press.

So basically we will continue to have self-regulation by sociopaths, but we will now have a quango to go 'tut-tut'.

Quote: Tursiops @ November 29 2012, 3:54 PM GMT

The proposed solution seems to be to set up an independent regulatory body with no actual powers which is to scrutinise a self-regulatory body with no actual powers which is to be set up to scrutinise the press.

So basically we will continue to have self-regulation by sociopaths, but we will now have a quango to go 'tut-tut'.

Cameron is a gutless wonder. Just proves that these enquiries are just a limitation exercise and a costly waste of time. These were criminal offences that could be dealt within the courts, there was no real need for an enquiry at all. But they have one, spend a fortune and ignore it. Just a waste of time, energy and money.

Quite surprised we haven't had a chat about this idiot -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-20516756

Ex-boxer Winston McKenzie is running as a UKIP candidate in Croydon and has stated that same sex couples adopting children is tantamount to 'abuse' and wants it banned.

The care system in this country is overflowing with children who need a good, stable, loving home, the sexuality of the parents shouldn't even be a factor.

Unfortunately, in certain sections of the community, speaking out against the 'batty boys' will automatically get you votes.

Ex-boxer you say?

That would explain the dramatic shortage of brain cells left in his noggin

Gerard Depardieu arrested for drunk driving on a scooter, Scoot alor!

Quote: Pingl @ November 29 2012, 5:20 PM GMT

Cameron is a gutless wonder.

The joke is him attempting to justify his pusillanimousness by the need to protect a free press. As if we have a free press in this country - it is controlled by a handful of unelected plutocrats who have the politicians in their pocket.

Quote: Tursiops @ November 30 2012, 10:45 AM GMT

The joke is him attempting to justify his pusillanimousness by the need to protect a free press. As if we have a free press in this country - it is controlled by a handful of unelected plutocrats who have the politicians in their pocket.

Agree totally, Richard Desmond's evidence during Leveson would be laughable if it weren't so disturbing, and what can you say about Murdoch. Hopefully a few prosecutions may force them into a rethink on the way they run their rags.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 29 2012, 7:31 PM GMT

The care system in this country is overflowing with children who need a good, stable, loving home, the sexuality of the parents shouldn't even be a factor.

Actually, if you only gave male children to lesbian couples, and female children to gay male couples, then there would be zero chance of the child being sexually abused. Therefore, from now on, ALL foster parents should be gay couples only.

The Python's being sued by Mark Forstater producer of the Holy Grail over Spamalot money. He reckons he's owed about a million squid, sure the Python's will fight this one, but as the blurb stated it was ripped off from the movie they may have a problem. He is entitled to a fourteenth and wants a seventh, in effect calling himself the seventh Python, bit rich that butthat's litigation

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4675359/TV-star-named-online-as-being-interviewed-in-Jimmy-Savile-sex-abuse-operation.html

I hope this isn't right, but at the same time there's a brilliantly obvious joke to be had if it is.

They could have been questioning him about absolutely anything, about knowing something and not reporting it, etc, etc.
So don't assume the worst until the facts come out!

(who are they talking about) :$

Didgeridoo, say it's no true!

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