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I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,079

Just bloody renationalise, Gas, electric, the railways and water!!!!! Angry

Time to break out the sympathy tissues -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20515337

Apparently, get this, high paid fashion models are being treated unfairly. Teary

Could the world get anymore crueler?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 29 2012, 12:22 PM GMT

Time to break out the sympathy tissues -

Sure. Those are "sympathy" tissues...

Quote: David Bussell @ November 29 2012, 12:26 PM GMT

Sure. Those are "sympathy" tissues...

I would never use tissues on fashion models, most of them look like aliens or 15 year old boys. That's what happens when you let women and queers determine female beauty.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 29 2012, 1:02 PM GMT

or 15 year old boys.

Too old, eh?

And Nuts magazine is what happens when you let men determine it.

Neither one has quite got it right yet...

Beauty is quantifiable so I'd let scientists determine it with a formula.

I think I should determine it (and everything else). Since I am the best.

Quote: zooo @ November 29 2012, 1:28 PM GMT

I think I should determine it (and everything else). Since I am the best.

Oh, zooo.

Quote: zooo @ November 29 2012, 1:28 PM GMT

I think I should determine it (and everything else). Since I am the best.

Oh no, the fairest way to determine female beauty it is to go into the 'Who do you fancy?' thread and count the number of munters that I've posted up. I think you'll find the answer is: 0.

Because women hate other women and gays can't stand them, they should be banned from any decision making process.

Nuts, for all of it's faults, would never put up an anorexic as a symbol of beauty.

No, just someone who has had acres of surgery. Which is much healthier...

This whole 'women hate women' thing gets said a lot. I see a hell of a lot more evidence of men hating women to be honest! A LOT more.

(I am not about to get embroiled in this week's massive annoying discussion with RC about women vs men, though. Just so you know.)

Quote: zooo @ November 29 2012, 1:42 PM GMT

No, just someone whose had acres of surgery. Which is much healthier...

Though I don't approve of the extreme surgery the models undertake, I imagine it is much healthier then slowly starving yourself to death.

The current craze for massively pumped up boobies and 'Memento' levels of tatooing is beyond a joke. But the models aren't doing these things for my benefit, same as the ones chucking their dinners down the boghole.

Chicks, have a word with yourselves and sort this mess out.

Quote: zooo @ November 29 2012, 1:45 PM GMT

I see a hell of a lot more evidence of men hating women to be honest! A LOT more.

You do? I mean aside from the jokey remarks on this forum, where do you see evidence of men hating women?

It's endemic within society. But like I said, not in the mood for it, soz.

Me neither
The Sexism towards men on these threads is getting beyond a joke now

Quote: zooo @ November 29 2012, 1:55 PM GMT

It's endemic within society. But like I said, not in the mood for it, soz.

That's okay baby. Just as long as you can say and do whatever you like without any kind of reproach or consequences for your actions, then everything will be fair.

If anyone dare criticise your opinions or life choices, just chalk it down to mysoginistic patriarchal bigotry endemic in society and leave it at that.

Ladies, you really can have it all.

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