Quote: dellas @ October 29 2012, 5:24 AM GMT
Little brown blobs?!
Classic, delicious and irresistible 
The really, really nice wimmins thread Page 43
As long as that's not a round-about way of saying we're shite. 
Wouldn't dream of it Keewick- its the really nice wimmins thread!
Going a bit mad bra shopping online because I'm now over the limit of what you can buy in actual shops. Why are big bras so ugly? Who is wearing salmon lace with 3cm wide straps? And why are the only plain bras cone-shaped? I don't want comedy tits!
Of course you don't. Coz this is the really, really nice wimmins thread.
All the comedy tits are on the really, really nice mins thread 
Quote: Harridan @ November 28 2012, 12:59 PM GMTGoing a bit mad bra shopping online because I'm now over the limit of what you can buy in actual shops. Why are big bras so ugly? Who is wearing salmon lace with 3cm wide straps? And why are the only plain bras cone-shaped? I don't want comedy tits!
I know! And why is the material always so high? The delightful thing about larger tits is they helpfully sag and don't actually need to be entirely entombed with the whole of the upper torso so why are you trying to sell me a bra with cups that will strangle me if I turn my head suddenly and woe betide I want to wear a top with a bit of a neckline without having to base my outfit around whatever hideous material you've selected? Bra-makers: You don't need to make the larger bra a mini-corset. Adequate support for where the breasts actually are would be great, ta. If you're going to make me use my bra as a scarf at least stick a f**king fake fur trim on it.
NB. Do NOT start sticking fake fur trims on bras, I was being petulant, not that you'd be able to tell what with my tits wrapped around my face
Quote: elliepupp @ November 28 2012, 1:35 PM GMTOf course you don't. Coz this is the really, really nice wimmins thread.
All the comedy tits are on the really, really nice mins thread
Welcome to the really, really nice wimmins thread!
Of course the advantage of bigger breasts is you can drink your coffee and converse on the mobile while lodging a couple of pencils underneath them....(or these days various snacking fruits....)
To tune of Knees Up Mother Brown
Pens under your breasts
Pencils in your hair
When you're a lady
You find writing
tools stuck everywhere
I have selected my Spring perfumes. Interestingly (not really) they're both perfumes I would previously have thought of as Winter perfumes. Does ones seasonal smell sense get different as one gets older?
I'm frightened to change perfumes because, sure as Hell, what smells nice on other people is sweet puke-making stuff when I wear it. Definitely a lot to be said for trying a scoosh before buying.
After watching the last episode of The Island with Bear Grylls, my daughters both said it would be funny if they did another series featuring only castaway women, because according to them, women would be hopeless at hunting and would fight the whole time. Disappointed that they should have such a low opinion of their sisterhood, I suggested that women could actually bring some unique qualities to a survival situation, which made them think for a bit, before saying that they supposed the Island could have a lesbian who could get all the food. I've brought them up well.
Noggett damn you for making me make this joke
Surely the lesbian would be eating out every night.
Not sure I'll share that joke with my girls though.