We used to have double periods lasting one hour and forty minutes 
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Quote: ajp29 @ February 2, 2008, 4:27 PM
Periods must be a pain in the arse or more accurately the ovaries. I think when you get to heaven you should have words
What's that - words instead of periods?
And do you really think she's going to heaven?
I wouldn't bet against it! She insists.
Periods at school were never bloody though. Well not unless you walked up to one lad, pointed to another lad & insisted that he was trying to steal his girlfriend.
Then there would be nose blood everywhere.
Not that I ever caused such a terrible situation.
I think we need to have a "This is your life" for Charley to realise whats true about her 
Man periods - now THEY do hurt!
And they last from when you meet your wife until either you or she dies.
I was going to say, preferably she dies first but maybe not. 
Quote: David Chapman @ February 2, 2008, 4:44 PMWhat's that - words instead of periods?
And do you really think she's going to heaven?
Quote: David Chapman @ February 2, 2008, 4:44 PMAnd do you really think she's going to heaven?
If we're talking about Charley here, I'm pretty sure she'd be turned away from hell.
Quote: Aaron @ February 2, 2008, 8:31 PMIf we're talking about Charley here, I'm pretty sure she'd be turned away from hell.
Quote: zooo @ February 2, 2008, 4:28 PMThey are the worst thing in the whole wide world.
*hug*
Even worse than... Ermm... A very very bad thing?
What, that Christian Slater film?
Yes. Much worse.
I love Very Bad Things! Slater is great in it.
Is that the name of a film?! Woah. Spooky.
And a good one! They kill a prostitute!
But er, in a fun way.
Um...
Quote: Leevil @ February 2, 2008, 8:44 PMI love Very Bad Things! Slater is great in it.
Rings a bell. Is that the one where they accidentally kill a
prostitute in a hotel?
EDIT:
Oops
Thanks zooo, damn you're quick 