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Is the world really going to end in 2012? Page 5

That's funny because when I think of the world ending, I imagine either the planet earth disintegrating or the end of everything, ever, ever, ever.

Except cockroaches, ovvo.

Cocky bastards.

If they were so bloody good at predicting why didn't they see what happened to them coming.

Like a death star? That would be cool too :)

I'd like to hear the archaeologists of the future explaining how we all dies at the same time, like they do with dinosuars.

Quote: AngieBaby @ November 22 2012, 10:53 PM GMT

Like a death star? That would be cool too :)

I'd like to hear the archaeologists of the future explaining how we all dies at the same time, like they do with dinosuars.

They'd blame it on an ice age, they always do

Quote: AngieBaby @ November 22 2012, 10:53 PM GMT

I'd like to hear the archaeologists of the future explaining how we all dies at the same time, like they do with dinosuars.

Is it too late to start constructing bits of robots to leave around the place so that they think it was an epic Human/Robot war? Probably is, isn't it? How about we leave a massive inscription on Mount Everest of a galaxy calendar that ends on the 3rd of June 4067 just to freak them out?

Good idea.

Can you imagine them trying to explain that massive drawing of the guy with his knob out, you know the one I mean? Actually I'm not sure if we've even been able to explain that one.

I'm going to go and carve "Lucy Loves George" and "Mr Jacobs is a wanker" into the side of a hill so they think it was giant teenagers.

Quote: AngieBaby @ November 22 2012, 11:11 PM GMT


Can you imagine them trying to explain that massive drawing of the guy with his knob out, you know the one I mean?

I assume you mean the Cerne Abbas giant and not the drunken felt tip drawings made in pub toilets.

No, if we really want to mess up the insectoid Tony Robinsons of the future, we should bury Jedward wearing the crown jewels and grasping nuclear launch codes.

Go and watch F.F. Coppola's "Apokalypse No", George.

Quote: Harridan @ November 22 2012, 11:13 PM GMT

I'm going to go and carve "Lucy Loves George" and "Mr Jacobs is a wanker" into the side of a hill so they think it was giant teenagers.

You kid but atleast one of those giant chalk drawings was done by bored ANZAC squaddies waiting to get sent over seas in ww1.

will it had on friday I have read it in the newspapers YouTube magazines please tell it doe'snt happen on the 21st I am really really really scared

Quote: george roper @ December 16 2012, 11:54 AM GMT

will it had on friday I have read it in the newspapers YouTube magazines please tell it doe'snt happen on the 21st I am really really really scared

I'll cancel the sunday papers then

Quote: george roper @ December 16 2012, 11:54 AM GMT

will it had on friday I have read it in the newspapers YouTube magazines please tell it doe'snt happen on the 21st I am really really really scared

No. You will wake up on Saturday, and everything will be fine. Stop worrying!

It's rubbish, nothing will happen

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