Do you have a favourite joke (or couple of jokes)
Ones that you've written yourself.
If so here's the thread to entertain the masses with them.
Favourite Jokes of your own
Please, Freve. You first 
I don't like floors very much.
I'm more of a Ceiling fan.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ November 20 2012, 11:11 PM GMTI don't like floors very much.
I'm more of a Ceiling fan.
You f**king rewrote it, for the better! You are THAT good
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ November 20 2012, 11:11 PM GMTI don't like floors very much.
I'm more of a Ceiling fan.
One of my jokes is on the front page of Sickipedia.
I didn't realise it had been borrowed, until I saw it on Twitter.
Clean jokes rule!
Ok here comes some oxymorons I once wrote a couple of years ago:
Oxymorons = two contradicting words placed next to each other:
*Talented realtycontestent
*Ikea heaven
*Liberal humanist
*Mcdonalds food
*Silent Woman
*Nervewrecking golfmatch
*Trainwarden sexkitten
*Nice dentalvisit
This was my only joke ever to properly trend on twitter
"The chuckle brothers are in a new production of Hamlet, too me or not too me?"
Yeah that's a great one SootyJ
And yours was great.
Fancy going on a date?
Quote: sootyj @ November 21 2012, 3:59 PM GMTAnd yours was great.
What one are you referring to?
both of course.
Hmmm.
Is that your best joke Lee?
For youthat's not bad.
Quote: sootyj @ November 21 2012, 4:54 PM GMTIs that your best joke Lee?
Second best.