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Your embarrassing moments... Page 6

Quote: Pingl @ November 19 2012, 2:45 PM GMT

... but if people respond to what he writes he has to accept that too, without getting personal.

Agree.

Quote: Pingl @ November 19 2012, 2:45 PM GMT

Still love and peace brothers let us all live in harmony in the spirit of comedy loveliness >_<

Have you been at the funny fags lately?
:O ;)

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ November 19 2012, 2:48 PM GMT

Agree.

Have you been at the funny fags lately?
:O ;)

No man just high on life Rolling eyes

Right I am closing this thread now because I think things have become too personal.

(....or at least I would if I was a Mod)

>_<

Quote: Will Cam @ November 19 2012, 3:46 PM GMT

Right I am closing this thread now because I think things have become too personal.

(....or at least I would if I was a Mod)

And you can f**k off n'all

Quote: lofthouse @ November 19 2012, 7:53 PM GMT

And you can f**k off n'all

Laughing out loud

Embarrassment is a chosen state, unlike,say, real pain.

For instance, if you kick 100 guys full on in the balls, they will all feel pain. If you try to show up the same 100 guys with some comment or other - some will be embarrassed - others not.

You blush for one reason only - guilt. You feel guilty at making yourself look a fool. You feel guilty because you are shy. It's all about guilt.

Here's some tips: Shyness. Have a small (or large) drink for Dutch courage and walk into a crowded room call out in a loud voice "Hello, everybody". There will be at least half the room who could never do that and they will look up to you forever.

If you release gas in public (in a farting way - not like a nazi), smile and say - Wow I needed to get rid of that sorry. Most of the present company, once they've retreated to a safe distance, will not have been able to do that. You will gain so much kudos (and feel better for farting too).

One tends to lose all one's inhibitions when one does naked yoga - with all the attendant gas releases.

We always finish up laughing.

Laugh? Feel embarrassed? You have a choice.....

My most embarassing moment, was when I was meant to recite a peice of music on my piano in front of 500 people and I realised I couldn't play... and I was naked.

Fortunately all the fellas played a sonata on their pink flutes.

This afternoon, I told a guy who works in the music section of my library that he looks like Graham Coxon from Blur.

He seemed pretty pissed off at the comparison.

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I tried to smooth things over by saying that I'd meant it as a compliment.

Total silence from him.

Finally I add, "when he was younger".

Him: (very sarcastic tone) "It just keeps getting better!"

But that's a huge compliment! Everyone fancies Graham Coxon.

Quote: zooo @ August 11 2013, 6:16 PM BST

But that's a huge compliment! Everyone fancies Graham Coxon.

I only said something because he noticed me staring at him, so I just BLURted it out.

Maybe he thought you fancied him and was giving you the brush-off.

Or he's an "Oasis man".

I once left the house and - believe it or not - my belt and shoes didn't coordinate.

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