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David Mitchell marries Victoria Coren Page 2

Quote: zooo @ November 19 2012, 8:49 PM GMT

There's always Jon Richardson.

Oh dear, if he has a whirlwind romance they might have to come up with a new joke about him on 8 Out Of 10 Cats!

My views haven't changed from when I first heard they were going out together -

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ March 21 2012, 12:13 AM GMT

I approve!

Though if you ever had them round for dinner, you'd never know if they were being genuinely complimentary or just taking the piss.

'No, no, we love Angel Delight, don't we dear?'

'Yes, it's a very underrated pudding.'

'Right, both of you, out! You piss taking c**ts!'

Laughing out loud

Quote: Harridan @ November 19 2012, 8:51 PM GMT

Oh dear, if he has a whirlwind romance they might have to come up with a new joke about him on 8 Out Of 10 Cats!

Laughing out loud

Their mannerisms and speech always strike me as being eerily similar.

They are MFEO.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ November 19 2012, 10:46 PM GMT

Their mannerisms and speech always strike me as being eerily similar.

Maybe it's how everyone in posh school acts?

Just realised that they'll be David and Victoria...no doubt, their kids will be called Tuscany, Cotswolds and Harvey Nichols.

Quote: zooo @ November 19 2012, 10:50 PM GMT

They are MFEO.

Ah, Sleepless In Seattle, I love that film ;)

Quote: Shandonbelle @ November 19 2012, 10:55 PM GMT

Ah, Sleepless In Seattle, I love that film ;)

:D
Me tooo.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 19 2012, 10:52 PM GMT

Maybe it's how everyone in posh school acts?

Just realised that they'll be David and Victoria...no doubt, their kids will be called Tuscany, Cotswolds and Harvey Nichols.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 19 2012, 10:52 PM GMT

...their kids will be called Tuscany, Cotswolds and Harvey Nichols.

Is there some sort of sequence here? Is the fourth one Patagonia?

She is comedy royalty, the daughter of the late great Alan Coren, bringing in some fresh pleb blood, they will give birth to lots of little Stephen Frys and take over the world! It's like Village of the Damned but with a light entertainment twist. Oh the humanity! :O

I do suspect that their child's first words will be "don't patronise me".

Quote: Agnes Guano @ November 21 2012, 9:46 AM GMT

I do suspect that their child's first words will be "don't patronise me".

Or goodevening, goodevening, goodevening, goodevening.....

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 19 2012, 10:52 PM GMT

Maybe it's how everyone in posh school acts?

Just realised that they'll be David and Victoria...no doubt, their kids will be called Tuscany, Cotswolds and Harvey Nichols.

Of course, being an Only Connect fan you know David and Victoria Beckham's children are really Romeo, Cruz, Paris and...the other one...

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