I need to spend my spare 7.3 Million.
I'm like the Arsene Wenger of the league, I don't like blowing all the boards money
Quote: sootyj @ November 18 2012, 5:02 PM GMTWell done sunshine, what was it?
The one in Nuts was.
I didn't think anyone would want to enter my Suarez lookalike competition
But people have been falling over themselves to enter.
And in Zoo
I tried to download Flash Player & all I got was a picture of Critiano Ronaldo
F**k you, Podolski. F**k you.
Dan
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ November 18 2012, 8:46 PM GMTI need to spend my spare 7.3 Million.
I'm like the Arsene Wenger of the league, I don't like blowing all the boards moneyThe one in Nuts was.
I didn't think anyone would want to enter my Suarez lookalike competition
But people have been falling over themselves to enter.And in Zoo
I tried to download Flash Player & all I got was a picture of Critiano Ronaldo
Both excellent.
Quote: swerytd @ November 19 2012, 11:47 AM GMTF**k you, Podolski. F**k you.
Dan
It was a deflection. He won't see the back of the net this side of Christmas.
What I want to know is why has everyone got Sterling? He's the Theo Walcott of the North. Very quick but no checkout. He hasn't scored in the league as far as I can remember.
Quote: Ben @ November 18 2012, 6:22 PM GMTI seem to have struck lucky this week. Once substitutions are factored in, this should be my best week yet. Why did I take the captaincy off Tevez though?!
And you benched Cuellar who got a goal. A few people lucked in this week with the Mertesacker goal and there shouldn't have been two penalties so Tevez's score was boosted.
Again, I don't think I fielded a bad line-up, but I suffered only having two defenders on the field - one of whom got sent off. Not a dirty player, either. I've slipped past Shaggy now and going down like the sub in Das Boot.
He's cheap
And with the current Paucity of forward players at Liverpool
he's likely to be involved in a lot of their attacks
Quote: Godot Taxis @ November 19 2012, 3:46 PM GMTBoth excellent.
This
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ November 19 2012, 4:05 PM GMTHe's cheap
And with the current Paucity of forward players at Liverpool
he's likely to be involved in a lot of their attacks
That
Quote: Godot Taxis @ November 19 2012, 3:46 PM GMTWhat I want to know is why has everyone got Sterling? He's the Theo Walcott of the North. Very quick but no checkout. He hasn't scored in the league as far as I can remember.
I think he's got one goal so far and a couple of assists.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ November 19 2012, 3:46 PM GMTAnd you benched Cuellar who got a goal. A few people lucked in this week with the Mertesacker goal and there shouldn't have been two penalties so Tevez's score was boosted.
I should get those points too as Ivanovic didn't play, so he'll be subbed off when they sort all this weeks points out.
Quote: swerytd @ November 19 2012, 11:47 AM GMTF**k you, Podolski. F**k you.
He's hurt me too, Dan. Just let go. Just let go.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ November 19 2012, 3:46 PM GMTAgain, I don't think I fielded a bad line-up, but I suffered only having two defenders on the field - one of whom got sent off. Not a dirty player, either. I've slipped past Shaggy now and going down like the sub in Das Boot.
Don't worry, I'll be back to 30 points next week, so you'll be quite safe.
Arseholes! Arseholes! How hard is it to kick the ball in the f**king goal!?
Dan
Sneaky Gameweek midweek, I've wasted a transfer.
I'll do my two after the games tonight.
See who does well & jump on the bandwagon!
My unique tactic that I like to call Steves unique tactic.
Cash Splashed!
Only 1.5 Million spare now.
And I now have a Man Utd player for the first time.
No prizes for guessing, it's the good one.
There are no good united players. I have a no-Man-U-player rule but I see a few of you are wasting your money and time with Van Pursestrings. His West Ham goal was a lucky deflection otherwise Jaas had it covered. In the words of Bricktop: "He's a useless shite that boy."
I am now 43rd in the league behind everyone here (except Ben) and such intellectual-sounding forum non-visitors as 'Muggin' You Off' and 'Anal Leakage'. I'm actually a little sad and depressed by that, and am beginning to understand the causes of football hooliganism.
Why is Dynamo Taxis doing so badly? Why have I got so few points despite having (and having had) some of the best players? Well too many transfers for a start. For example I've made 24 against Gerry and Steve's 13. The next highest is Don with 18. Secondly Red cards. I've had five: Collocini, Hangeland, Torres, Nathan Dyer and Wilshire. Finally, and perhaps most significantly, I don't know what I'm doing - which must have some bearing.
If things get too bad I'll torch the club and fake my own death. I'm not going out like Di Matteo.
I hear the insurance pay-out is probably worth it. It's in the rules.
Dan
Why has Gerry changed his team name?
Because he's a c**t.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ November 30 2012, 1:55 PM GMTBecause he's a c**t.
It was because I was giving my mate such a shoeing that he flounced and left the league. He's a blue-nose (a Birmingham fan), hence the nose-breakers. What a dull anecdote, I think Godot is correct tbh.
I don't know whether to make a transfer, change my team name or both.