She made a "bus pass" at you.
Your embarrassing moments... Page 3
Badumtish! (and a little bit booyah)
Being over 65 did she get to ride for free?
Lee's a biddy fiddler.
Quote: Nogget @ November 11 2012, 2:26 PM GMTLee's a biddy fiddler.
This was on the Child Support Agency website.
On the flip side someone moved my computer the other day at work. So I put it back and spent most of the days asking my colleagues if it looked ok. The disc drive looked diferent and there were these new rubber bumps on top.
Turns out I#d put it back upside down.
Quote: sootyj @ November 11 2012, 2:37 PM GMTThis was on the Child Support Agency website.
Boooo to the CSA. Mate of mine got stung good and proper. Basically he had an amicable agreement with his ex where he paid her what he could afford out of his wages for their two kids. Then a year after splitting up, he started seeing another woman, his ex found out and went crazy, and went to the CSA. They were straight on his case and he ended up having to pay more, a flat 20% of his wages, which left him with exactly £3.60 a week for stuff like hair cuts, taking the kids out, just generally having a life. It backfired on his ex because my mate wasn't prepared to slog his guts out at work for nothing, and he gave his job up. She now gets £5 a week instead of £50. I found it astounding that the CSA don't means test. They don't take into account your outgoings at all. It's f**king inhuman, no wonder ex-partners get depressed and top themselves.
Ouch that got serious all of sudden.
Poor guy, the CSA exists to save the government money pure and simple. And by trading partners for taxes is anyone surprised it just ended up a colossal cost.
I wonder if anyone's worked out how much tax revenue is lost by men giving up work to avoid the CSA.
Quote: Lee Henman @ November 11 2012, 2:45 PM GMTwhich left him with exactly £3.60 a week for stuff like hair cuts, taking the kids out, just generally having a life.
Hair cuts?
He budgets for haircuts ?
I'm obviously in a different place . . .
I have never been embarrassed in my life. Unlike these ladies: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaCIXcDtv7w
My most embarrassing moment was when it became clear to me a few weeks ago that I was the only one in my group of friends who had not been sexually molested as a youngster by a celebrity.
Oh the shame....I can't begin to explain.
Is it too early to complain that Clive Dunn and Bill Tarmey spit roasted me, as they drank neat whisky from the bottle, in a caravan at a Summer Fayre in Lytham in 1978?
Brian do you think you can try and be funny without graphic sexual overtones?
I dare you.
Quote: Lee Henman @ November 11 2012, 2:02 PM GMTCan I just point out that my penis wasn't actually out, it was safe and snug tucked in my pants. And anyway I think I'd have noticed if some HIV-ridden Octogenarian was lowering her dried-up old tripe-cake onto my personage.
It's got you thinking though, hasn't it?
Quote: Bob Hicks @ November 19 2012, 1:20 PM GMTBrian do you think you can try and be funny without graphic sexual overtones?
I dare you.
No I can't
That is a shame. I am getting very tired of your posts...
Quote: Brian Bickerstaffe @ November 19 2012, 1:21 PM GMTNo I can't
Good. Don't ever change, Brian!
Most parents who meet a new partner usually find their partner is in full-time employment, so responsibilities can still be met.
When out last night didnt realise I had a sock hanging from the back of my jeans!.. bright yellow it was. >_<