sootyj
Sunday 18th November 2012 8:06pm [Edited]
51,287 posts
If you're going to start your sampler with a laughter track.
You'd better be good.
If you start your routine dissing one of the most succesful stand ups of all time.
You'd better be good.
If you're going to record an hour and a half of material/
You'd better be unbelievable.
You are terrible. You are f**king awful. You're routine should be used by Al Quaeda to motivate terrorists having second thoughts about plunging planes into landmarks.
You are so far from funny; that if you were earth and funny was a distant star. You couldn't reach it in a billion years with a stargate and the milenium falcon.
Your routine is the soundtrack at Dignitas's waiting room.
You are the inferior alternative to gorilla sodomy.
The Shakespeare joke wasn't bad. Now actually write some proper jokes and build a routine around them.
Try and do a decent 5 minutes take it to an open mike. And I promise never to mention this ever again.
Because this is a bigger abortion than a blue whale taking a morning after pill.