Yeah I struggled with the collective noun for erect penis.
Any ideas/suggestions?
A throb? A pulse?
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A spring?
an upstanding?
A brace (yourself).
Perhaps if there's no official word, we could take the opportunity to name it a 'Savile'?
That would make it...
'From what Ive heard of her out and about round Manchester, if you put those creepy crawlies on a savile of erect penises, she'd wolf the lot down big time!
Don't you think it has a cetain ring to it?
Ooh err matron!
Look at you sheep
Lapping up this bollocks like a load of brain dead zombies
I'm a celebrity, tie me up in a sack and throw me to the f**king crocodiles as I certainly won't be missed
Sheesh
Bollocks! I bet you love it really.
I bet youve ordered your 'I'm a celeb' blockbuster 2013 annual already, and you dress up each night in jungle gear with LOFTHOUSE and a phone number emblazoned on your back - along with eleven blow up dolls in your living room - each with a mask of each contestant on it. I bet youve even ridden the Eric Bristow one and given the crafty cockney a crafty seeing-too.
I can see your garden-tucker trials in your back garden where you refuse to eat worms and beetles and frogs...then going back to your living room to give the blow-up celebs the bad news
You got it bad boy....we can tell.
Haha
Nice
Seriously you'd have to pay me about £200 to watch one ep of that f**king crap
How do you know it's so bad unless you've seen it? HMM?
I'm suspicious...
Oh no, it's the TV Nazis! Everyone turn over to The Culture Show quick!
It's great! total mind rotting rubbish, just what I need for an hour every night. This kind of entertainment has been with us since the start of civilisation. Stupid people doing stupid things, perfect. Hissing the idiots, picking your favourites, what should we watch, Carmen at the Met. Please! Times is tough people want a bit of harmless fluff to watch, why not?
Well said that person! It's my guilty secret - that and the baby goat and tub of lard - and why not indeed?
There's nothing better after an evenings strenuous dogging, than to click on ITV1 (soon to be merely ITV), put my feet up as I sip a Special Brew and nibble a Turkey leg, and watch 12 insecure Z-listers starve to f**kin death!
Hey..and I don't even have a f**kin dog! How good is that?
Quote: Pingl @ November 18 2012, 4:19 PM GMTIt's great! total mind rotting rubbish, just what I need for an hour every night. This kind of entertainment has been with us since the start of civilisation. Stupid people doing stupid things, perfect. Hissing the idiots, picking your favourites, what should we watch, Carmen at the Met. Please! Times is tough people want a bit of harmless fluff to watch, why not?
Are you going to watch Mrs. Brown's Boys or In With The Flynn's next? 
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ November 18 2012, 8:36 PM GMTAre you going to watch Mrs. Brown's Boys or In With The Flynn's next?
No I have some standards
Quote: Brian Bickerstaffe @ November 18 2012, 11:36 AM GMTYeah I struggled with the collective noun for erect penis.
Any ideas/suggestions?
A throb? A pulse?
A pride?