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But are these people on here, or would you be better wandering down the street shouting?

Ah right, so opinions can only be given that are appropriate to BCG members? I get it now.

Lol, don't get moody. Just sometimes seems odd to rant madly at the world in a thread that only we are reading.

As I said, thanks for the input.

And congrats on being able to be so perceptive towards peoples' moods in such a spooky way.

Ah, you weren't in a mood. But you are now, right?

Yes men are made to always look like the big thickos
In adverts nowadays

Should we be bothered

For centuries us men treated women like they were second class idiots

We didn't even trust or want them to have the vote

We were the intelligent ones - women were just housewives who knew nothing about the serious things in life ,politics, religion etc etc

Stick to baking and embroidery ladies- know your place, let us chaps deal with the serious stuff

So now , if they get a wee bit of payback by making us like nobheads on TV adverts etc

Can we complain ?

Sorry I'll stop rambling now and go and burn my bra

Both sexes are as bad as each other and will continue to be for all time. Great stuff!

Anyhoo I learned today that my cat, who left home, to set up home, with the old biddy down the street, has had the chop. I laughed. That will teach the fooker to walk out on me!
When I passed him earlier I ripped the piss out of him.
Gonna spray myself in feline heat shit and walk up and down the path outside his new house.
Bastard cat!

Quote: lofthouse @ November 13 2012, 11:08 PM GMT

Yes men are made to always look like the big thickos
In adverts nowadays

Should we be bothered

For centuries us men treated women like they were second class idiots

We didn't even trust or want them to have the vote

We were the intelligent ones - women were just housewives who knew nothing about the serious things in life ,politics, religion etc etc

Stick to baking and embroidery ladies- know your place, let us chaps deal with the serious stuff

So now , if they get a wee bit of payback by making us like nobheads on TV adverts etc

Can we complain ?

Sorry I'll stop rambling now and go and burn my bra

Yes we should complain, and so should women. One of the problems with this sort of sexism is that it hurts both sexes; imagine all those talented females that went unrecognised throughout the centuries, surely the whole of humankind is poorer as a result. Think of a female Leonardo, Einstein or Nelson, who never had the chance to show us what she was capable of.

Quote: Charley @ November 13 2012, 11:21 PM GMT

Gonna spray myself in feline heat shit and walk up and down the path outside his new house.
Bastard cat!

Laughing out loud

Like all girls, you knew what you were getting into when buying a cat. If you'd got a dog, he would have followed you everywhere and even hung around your grave when you snuffed it. But, oh no, you wanted to compete for his love and found his indepdendence and bastardy-ness attractive.

So though he may have no bollocks, he's got a new family, who no doubt feed him delicious this -

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Quote: lofthouse @ November 13 2012, 11:08 PM GMT

Yes men are made to always look like the big thickos
In adverts nowadays

How do you get dumb chicks to buy shit they don't need? Show them that you are on their side by doing a bit of man-hating.

The people who own and run the companies selling crap to women are all men, from the manufacturing to the marketing to the retailing and are more then happy to snatch cash from their unsuspecting purses.

So if blokes are misrepresented on adverts, it's no biggy, we still win in the end.

I don't actually believe all that crap

I just say it to impress chicks

Sadly it doesn't work

Bitches

Renegade C.... lol I do have dogs,that's why the cat left :(

Quote: Nogget @ November 13 2012, 11:22 PM GMT

Yes we should complain, and so should women. One of the problems with this sort of sexism is that it hurts both sexes; imagine all those talented females that went unrecognised throughout the centuries, surely the whole of humankind is poorer as a result. Think of a female Leonardo, Einstein or Nelson, who never had the chance to show us what she was capable of.

Joan of Arc got through and she was a mere girlie. If she can do it then any bird can. As long as they are prepared to suck a bit of cock, anything is possible!

Quote: Charley @ November 14 2012, 10:01 PM GMT

Renegade C.... lol I do have dogs,that's why the cat left :(

Aw. Console

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ November 14 2012, 7:50 PM GMT

Male ego and inherent sense of self-importance and superiority, plus the Dunning - Kruger effect?

Don't know Dunning Kruger, but if he's as awesome as Freddy Kruger or Victor Kruger (aka The Kurgen) then he's okay in my book.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 14 2012, 7:05 PM GMT

How do you get dumb chicks to buy shit they don't need? Show them that you are on their side by doing a bit of man-hating.

The people who own and run the companies selling crap to women are all men, from the manufacturing to the marketing to the retailing and are more then happy to snatch cash from their unsuspecting purses.

So if blokes are misrepresented on adverts, it's no biggy, we still win in the end.

I do feel sorry for the ladies in the Boots and Asda adverts. Such empty, dreary lives. It's like the feminine mystique never happened.

Quote: sootyj @ November 16 2012, 11:36 AM GMT

I do feel sorry for the ladies in the Boots and Asda adverts.

I don't, they're fully complicit in the exploitation and wouldn't have it any other way. Not that men are any different, it's just that we're more demanding with how people sell crap to us.

It's kind of the opposite of the male / female porn watching dynamic - we want stories, characters, jokes, whereas they just want the blatantly lurid stuff shoved in their faces.

I don't think the advertising world knows anything about real people of either gender. I don't know what they're doing with their time, but it's a load of old cobblers.

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