Ex girlfriends

i opened a rafting centre with one of my ex's ..but in the end we just drifted apart..

and another girl I used to go out with was an olympic javrlin thrower..but she chucked me...

and with on after that I opened a banana stall in a market ....but we split..

so I moved on to a dating a maths teacher....it didnt work out..

so with the next girlfriend I opened a garder centre , but eventually we just grew apart ..

and as soon as I started dating a bingo caller I knew our days were numbered...

right now I am dating a trampoline designer ..things are up and down....

I was meant to have a date with a trumpet player once... but she blew me out.

I met my ex-gf at an AIDS clinic... she died... of AIDS...

Me and my missus bought a brakepad factory, it caused a lot of friction.

My girlfriend said I lacked direction. I told her to go bang a Sat Nav.

my girlfriend and I met in a curtain factory but we were soon pulled us apart