Well if she's a prossie I think she needs to get her marketing and presentation skills brushed up.
It's a very competitive game out there, or doesn't she know that? A bit of buffing here, some waxing there, spray tan to disguise the barge pole prod bruises will make all the difference.
A gym subscription, total cosmetic surgery and a visit to a hair and beauty shop also, to make her look very pretty and aluring, would all be a long term investment Im sure.....a winner.
On the plus side too, the armpit vagina gives her a powerful commercial edge of a USP that no lady Ive ever met has (I'm assuming it isnt her only vagina and that she has one in the conventional spot too...if not...thats just gross!)
Even then, Im not sure that I'd have a pop at her - but who knows?
The credit crunch has forced more ladies on the streets, yet at the same time, there is less prossie money set aside in families household budgets for dad to have the occasional naughty shag.
A recipe for commercial mayhem.....
So c'mon prossies - step up your game! One day soon, Tesco will enter the market - and then you'll be truly f**ked!
