Typical I do all the donkey work...
The abuse problem is just getting bigger and bigger , Cyril Smith now.
I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,056
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ November 13 2012, 7:21 PM GMTDettori is always a good bet though, come rein or shine.
*note to Wikipedia and all the media who've copied therefrom: it's Lianfranco, not Lanfranco*
Re that terrible Pingl/Cyril Smith gag - it'll be Giant Haystacks next.
Oldies but goldies 
and who the hell is Re?
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ November 13 2012, 7:31 PM GMTHaven't you heard? "They're all at it together."
Apparently they're even digging the dirt on Bruce Lee - I reckon he's next for the chop.
My money is on Lord Reith, he's been dead longest.
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ November 13 2012, 7:55 PM GMTWhen's he running?
2.30 at haydock, 5 to 1 on, although he probably won't get in until ten to six.
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ November 13 2012, 8:04 PM GMTI once backed a horse on the nose - it's still running.
In many ways the story of my life 
There was once a horse called Potoooooooo pronounced potatoes.
Not a joke, just an obscure fact.
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ November 13 2012, 8:18 PM GMTAlright, I'll try that one again -
I once backed a horse called "Cold Nose" - it's still running.
I'm wasted here.
Horse racing and jokes to painful 
Quote: 404 Not Found @ November 13 2012, 8:22 PM GMTThere was once a horse called Potoooooooo pronounced potatoes.
Not a joke, just an obscure fact.
Did it lose, I probably backed that one 
Quote: 404 Not Found @ November 13 2012, 8:22 PM GMTThere was once a horse called Potoooooooo pronounced potatoes.
Not a joke, just an obscure fact.
They tested that horse for doping too, because it was mashed.
A man who dresses up as a giraffe and carries out random acts of kindness towards people across Scotland has said he does it to feel good.
http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-20316851
I might be tempted to run like Hell if somebody dressed like a giraffe made a beeline for me. 
I love the Kevin Bridges anecdote.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20267989
Bit of a weird one, a woman who was killed as a protestor had her face plastered all over the news, except it wasn't her face, it was someone else who is still alive.
The real tragedy of this event is that the protestor who was killed was facially much hotter then the one who lived. Down with Iran!
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 14 2012, 7:13 PM GMThttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20267989
Bit of a weird one, a woman who was killed as a protestor had her face plastered all over the news, except it wasn't her face, it was someone else who is still alive.
The real tragedy of this event is that the protestor who was killed was facially much hotter then the one who lived. Down with Iran!
Is she 'lefty scum' ?
And was she 'bussed in' ?
Serves her right then ?
Is it Wong that my only view on Israel killing hamass chief terrorist
Is that the Israeli colonel on the news is. Total milf
Is it me or won't children in need be a bit awkward in light of recent events, the elephant in the room. Or am I just being cynical and we should get on with a worthy charity event?