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Quote: chipolata @ November 12 2012, 10:53 PM GMT

There's a lot of snobbery and ridiculous over the top bile spouted about the Twilight movies but they're pretty watchable.

My daughter has the posters all over her room, she wants the jewellry box for Christmas. Being an old fart I just don't get it I'm afraid, a situation I am finding more and more common with every passing year. I think my oldest son has seen them, he didn't say they were crap so I take it he liked them.

I just can't get over how creepy it is for a hundred year old vampire to be sneaking into a teenage girl's bedroom without her knowledge and watching her sleep. Repeatedly. How can people find that romantic?

Quote: Harridan @ November 12 2012, 11:08 PM GMT

I just can't get over how creepy it is for a hundred year old vampire to be sneaking into a teenage girl's bedroom without her knowledge and watching her sleep. Repeatedly. How can people find that romantic?

That's because you're an incredibly shallow human being. Love is blind. :P

Quote: Lee @ November 12 2012, 11:11 PM GMT

That's because you're an incredibly shallow human being. Love is blind. :P

I'm just secretly upset that no-one's climbed in my window and watched me drool all over the pillow.

Quote: Harridan @ November 12 2012, 11:14 PM GMT

I'm just secretly upset that no-one's climbed in my window and watched me drool all over the pillow.

That's not drool...

Quote: Harridan @ November 12 2012, 11:08 PM GMT

I just can't get over how creepy it is for a hundred year old vampire to be sneaking into a teenage girl's bedroom without her knowledge and watching her sleep. Repeatedly. How can people find that romantic?

But love's a bit creepy and obsessive anyway.

Quote: Lee @ November 12 2012, 11:17 PM GMT

That's not drool...

gross

Quote: chipolata @ November 12 2012, 11:18 PM GMT

But love's a bit creepy and obsessive anyway.

Creepy? How is the restraining order going? ;)

Quote: chipolata @ November 12 2012, 11:18 PM GMT

But love's a bit creepy and obsessive anyway.

There's a difference between looking at someone's facebook page too often and watching them sleep! Yeuch! So creepy!

Nobody wants to watch me sleep, My wife often jabs me with her elbow because I snore. Romance is still alive Lovey

Quote: Harridan @ November 12 2012, 11:08 PM GMT

I just can't get over how creepy it is for a hundred year old vampire to be sneaking into a teenage girl's bedroom without her knowledge and watching her sleep. Repeatedly. How can people find that romantic?

I am totally perplexed with what women find romantic at the cinema, whether it be street prostitutes hooking up with evil businessmen, watching the dude you love slowly drown in the Atlantic and finishing with being stalked from beyond the grave by your dead husband.

A 100 year old vampire cruising for jail bait seems almost tame in comparison.

If anyone watched Titanic and didn't think she was a selfish bitch for not sharing her floaty piece of wood, they need their head examined.

Quote: zooo @ November 12 2012, 11:42 PM GMT

If anyone watched Titanic and didn't think she was a selfish bitch for not sharing her floaty piece of wood, they need their head examined.

It dawned on me that Kate really screwed up on that trip - she lost her rich fiance and her 12 year old porn painter in the space of a few days. Talk about bad luck.

Quote: zooo @ November 12 2012, 11:42 PM GMT

If anyone watched Titanic and didn't think she was a selfish bitch for not sharing her floaty piece of wood, they need their head examined.

Laughing out loud exactly!

Quote: zooo @ November 12 2012, 11:42 PM GMT

If anyone watched Titanic and didn't think she was a selfish bitch for not sharing her floaty piece of wood, they need their head examined.

God I can't tell you how much I hated that film. I have never been so grateful to see an iceberg. Angry

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