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Jeremy Beadle Dies Page 5

I have always considered it a shame, when a person less fortunate dies.
*Waves both hands with 8 fingers & 2 thumbs in the air*

I thought there was little arm in the pranks he carried out

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I got sent a good one today...

What does Jeremy Beadle and a clock face got in common?

One big hand, one small hand and neither can make it past 59.

Quote: Charles E. Lawley @ February 2, 2008, 3:15 PM

I got sent a good one today...

What does Jeremy Beadle and a clock face got in common?

One big hand, one small hand and neither can make it past 59.

That joke kind of depends whether the final minute is counted as "0" or "60". If it's "60", then it doesn't quite work.

Quote: Ian Wolf @ February 2, 2008, 3:28 PM

That joke kind of depends whether the final minute is counted as "0" or "60". If it's "60", then it doesn't quite work.

Well he didn't get past 60 either did he.

Quote: Charles E. Lawley @ February 2, 2008, 3:15 PM

I got sent a good one today...

What does Jeremy Beadle and a clock face got in common?

One big hand, one small hand and neither can make it past 59.

Laughing out loud

Jeremy Beadle had a small penis. On the other hand, it was pretty big.

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