Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 7 2012, 1:09 PM GMTJust to re-iterate, the smokin' hot jail bait daughter slut on the Fruit and Fibre bread advert does not excite me, tittilate me or incite me to pull out my raging boner and slap it against the television screen whilst screaming 'take it, take it in your tight backdoor, you brazen teasing bitch' whenever it's shown.
I actually slapped my dick against the TV the first time I saw that advert
Then I left that branch of Dixons...
Quote: Lee @ November 11 2012, 7:46 PM GMTThe God's must favour me. They keep showing this ad LOADS on TV again. I'm sure I've posted this many times before in here as well but I don't care
I wouldn't mind giving her belly a little stroke, Lee.
Now is she the one from Leon, or the one that looks a bit like her?
Quote: zooo @ November 11 2012, 7:44 PM GMTThere's been a lot of gross TMI stuff on here recently. We don't actually need to know every detail of how much you want to spunk on a particular girl's face you know, guys.
And yet we men must endure you girls' interminable period jokes? Double standard!
Quote: zooo @ November 11 2012, 7:49 PM GMTNow is she the one from Leon, or the one that looks a bit like her?
She is from Leon. Who looks like her?
Well she probably doesn't, but I get her mixed up with the girl from Pirates of the Caribbean.
Quote: zooo @ November 11 2012, 7:50 PM GMTWell she probably doesn't, but I get her mixed up with the girl from Pirates of the Caribbean.
Keira Knightley, who did in fact body-double for Portman in Star Wars 1.
Quote: zooo @ November 11 2012, 7:50 PM GMTWell she probably doesn't, but I get her mixed up with the girl from Pirates of the Caribbean.
I think she does another advert?
Quote: lofthouse @ November 11 2012, 7:47 PM GMTI actually slapped my dick against the TV the first time I saw that advert
Then I left that branch of Dixons...
Now I know why Comet is in liquidation 
Quote: AngieBaby @ November 11 2012, 7:37 PM GMTWas there really any need to go to this level of detail? Surely there are other websites you could express opinions as degrading as this on, besides the British *comedy* guide.
Not big, not clever, and insulting to women. #disappointed.
No its not
"You wear skirts because you're too ill coordinated to put trousers on in the morning."
Nowthat's insulting to women and Scotsmen,
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 11 2012, 7:51 PM GMTKeira Knightley, who did in fact body-double for Portman in Star Wars 1.
Quote: Lee @ November 11 2012, 7:51 PM GMTI think she does another advert?
It's all very confusing!
Quote: zooo @ November 11 2012, 7:59 PM GMTIt's all very confusing!
It's simple.
The one of the left is the one who does anal and the one on the right enjoys being spaffed in the face.
Don't recall her anal scenes in the phantom menace
I just saw George Lucas f**k star wars in the arse until it cried for mercy
That's disgusting!
You guys need a reality check!
Quote: AngieBaby @ November 11 2012, 8:06 PM GMTThat's disgusting!
You guys need a reality check!
I am so so sorry!
I never used to be like this before I registered on this site
I thought it would all be innocent debates about George and mildred etc
It's a cess pit of filth and debauchery
