james bonged walked into the office . '' hello james , where have you been ? '' purred the voice from behind the desk .
'' ahh , miss funnyfanny ... I have been in jordan , trapped in a dark hole , covered in slime , filth and muck with noxious smells penetrating every pore of my body , trying to find a way out where dozens have tried , but few have succeeded ! ''
'' james , how many times have I told you , she is called katie price these days !! '' said funnyfanny . '' anyway , go in , the old man is expecting you ''
bonged opened the door to m's office and strolled in .
'' bonged , your late ! '' said m
'' a wizard is never late , he arrives precisely when he means to'' said bonged.
'' I have told you before bonged , you are not a wizard , you are an agent of her majesties government , you are NOT gandalf !''
'' sorry m , I guess those films were hobbit forming '' quipped bonged .
'' very droll 007 , now down to business . it turns out that the lord of the rings was actaully a documentary , albeit a very long and expensive one , and that through an unexplained plot twist we have become involved at the very beggining of the plot ! we are teaming you up with a hobbit task force as they are rather 'short' of agents at this time . we have recieved reports that a supervillain called saurass has a weapon of mass destruction , and is planning to commit mass mordor with it !''
'' ha ! '' said bonged '' good one !''
only short I know ...who wants me to continue ? was bored again....seems if I sit here watching enough rubbish on TV that my mind clicks in to gear ...weird ! done this in 10 minutes ...should I devote myself to sitting down for a couple of weeks to flesh something like this out ? don't want to devote a lot of time to something if others don't find it funny...but am sure there is a parody lurking in my brain somehwere ! anyway , enough rambling ..
