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Quote: Nogget @ November 5 2012, 8:13 AM GMT

After Skynet had already sent two Cyborgs back in time, and both had failed, why did it send another one?

wasnt each cyborg an improvement on the last one though?

i mean, the first one was shit

it was all full of wires and valves like some cheapo Japanese shit

it was really the ZX81 of cybernetic killing machines

I learnt today that you can off-load masses of copper coins in self-service checkouts. I asked the nice lady of there was any sort of limit, and she said no, go for it. I will!

Quote: lofthouse @ November 5 2012, 8:31 PM GMT

wasnt each cyborg an improvement on the last one though?

They all failed though. Would a killer dildo have failed? I think not.

Yeah but Arnie would have looked a right prick dressed up as one of them

If you can send robots back if in cased in flesh, why hasnt a Terminator ever just shoved a deathray gun up their bum hole?

Too dangerous,you set one of them terminator farts alight with a deathray and you are in one son of a motherfukker load of nator shit

Skynet need to send a new terminator back to the 70's to hunt down Savile

"it absolutely will NOT stop until it finds you and bums you to death!"

:( amd :) I find that each year I lose a name from Christmas card list, but always have a new chum to add, I'm glad to say.
Anyone else find this happens?...

I'm thinking of stopping sending an Christmas card to myself

I don't like me

Im a tosser

Quote: lofthouse @ November 8 2012, 7:53 PM GMT

Skynet need to send a new terminator back to the 70's to hunt down Savile

"it absolutely will NOT stop until it finds you and bums you to death!"

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:) Awwh! I'll send you a card Lofty, another new chum on my list!

Dellas, us men suffer from a condition known as "cardsarepointless," which inhibits us from caring about cards. Whenever a female remarks to me "oh that's a lovely card," I don't see the masterpiece she perceives, but just a waste of trees with a picture on.

Quote: Nogget @ November 9 2012, 5:35 AM GMT

Dellas, us men suffer from a condition known as "cardsarepointless," which inhibits us from caring about cards. Whenever a female remarks to me "oh that's a lovely card," I don't see the masterpiece she perceives, but just a waste of trees with a picture on.

:D How right you are Nogget

Thank God for pound shops for when you do have to get a card.

;) Listen, I know you secretly covert a nice card- you chaps try to bluff.

Quote: dellas @ November 9 2012, 6:09 AM GMT

;) Listen, I know you secretly covert a nice card- you chaps try to bluff.

Morning Dellas Wave

OH NO WE DON'T!

Laughing out loud Good morning Will you would be first! you cannot be serious that you and your lady wife don't swap greetings?

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