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My latest purchase...

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And he smells exactly as you'd expect - of mildew and nicotine.

Quote: zooo @ November 7 2012, 1:02 PM GMT

May I bagsy the first one?

Is that as in 'tea-bagsy'?

Let's say no.

Quote: David Bussell @ November 7 2012, 1:51 PM GMT

My latest purchase...

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And he smells exactly as you'd expect - of mildew and nicotine.

At least if anybody tries to burgle your house they'll run like Hell the minute they set eyes on that. :O

Blimey I think I dated her, they liked big hair in the eighties.

Quote: David Bussell @ November 7 2012, 1:51 PM GMT

My latest purchase...

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Has Jasper Carrott had Botox?

Quote: Pingl @ November 7 2012, 8:10 PM GMT

Blimey I think I dated her, they liked big hair in the eighties.

This is about me and my dummy, not you and your fling with Carol Decker.

Laughing out loud Fair enough, I still can't watch a double decker pass by without going misty eyed

I had exactly the same VD when I was younger

*Spots that VD is not a good abbreviation choice

Bussell's fridge.

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Jeez Zooo you have the worlds soppiest social worker.

We called ours Charlie. He had a little black Tux.
That pic brings back some lovely slightly sinister looking memories.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ November 7 2012, 9:58 PM GMT

We called ours Charlie. He had a little black Tux.
That pic brings back some lovely slightly sinister looking memories.

What did you call Charles? The mind boggles...

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Our Ventriloquist dummy.
We had one the same as Davids.
It was a far cry from what we were expecting, but that's ventriloquism for you.

I had a ventriloquists dummy.

Till social services took him away.

And me.

I'd been very bad.

Celebrating going back to work with a couple of belts of whiskey.

Part of an experiment to see if my dyspraxia is diluted by typing pissed in the dark.

Then to find a job that lets me work pissed in the dark.

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