Rolf Harris walks into the studio of Rolf's Animal Hospital.
Rolf - Ahh Uhh Ahh Uhhh how's it going Bob what tiny teeny animals are we helping today.
Bob - Well Rolf the shows ratings have been falling a bit, so we have decided to introduce some more exotic animals
Rolf - But Bob, Ahh Uhhh Ehhh this is a vets surgery in rural Surry, there aren't any exotic animals.
Bob - Well no we've had to ship them in from the local zoo. Animals that were kind of surplus to requirements
Rolf - Ahh Ehhh Ohhh what do you mean?
Bob - Rolf you're the talent, leave the rest to me
Cut away to a car park where we see various animals being hit with hammers, ran over by cars etc
Rolf stands in studio talking to the vet
Rolf - Ehhh Ahh Hooo what have we here. Oh poor mite!
We see an elephant with a black eye and a bandaged trunk
Rolf - What happened here then Ahh Ohhh ehhh
Vet - That's what I'd like to know? This is very odd I have never treated an elephant before!
Rolf - Ahh Ehh Hoo here comes another poor likkle mite Doc
Two men in brown coats wheel on an animal about the size of a dog completely bandaged from head to toe except for two little eye holes. Rolf turns to the camera
Rolf - can you see what it is yet!
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