lofthouse
Tuesday 6th November 2012 6:31pm
Nowhere
13,878 posts
"I mean, I admire Enfield"
"oh yes Frank, Enfield has tickled the nations funny bone for a generation"
"Absolutely, absolutely. He has amused me and the wife on numerous occasions. But, if Enfield arrived on my TV screen one night, in a poorly scripted, lazy, predictable sketch show that merely rehashes tired old routines ad infinitum - I should say Oii! ENFIELD! NOOOOO!"
"oh no Frank, he hasnt?"
"oh yes he has. ENFIELD! I admire your ability to create an array of lovable and quirky characters that have kept the nation entertained on a Saturday evening, but I will not tolerate this sloppy rubbish!"
"quite right Frank"
"Then I'd give him a slap, and turn the bloody set off"
"and you'd be well in order Frank- these celebrities have got to learn they can't just put any old shite on the schedules"
"the mans SCUM"