Hi there.

In fact, Hi everywhere, especially here in the very crotch of comedy and funnypeepfulness. If I had been here earlier I would have missed this place but there you go, I'll just have to wait for that. 'This' is an anagram of 'shit', for those that don't know. For them, 'this', is just 'this', for those that do know, 'this', can quite literally be 'shit'. Any way enough of 'this' 'shit', my name is St'eve.

I don't know what you're talking about...but anyway, welcome.

By the way: nice nickname.

Good morning Steve, welcome.

I look forward to more of your speciality - anagrams.

Hi there! welcome.

St Eve, the patron Saint of apple eaters right?