What's the best use of an inanimate object that has ever been used to make people laugh, ever in the whole thing of stuff ever.
I liked Nigel Hawthorne in The Knowledge when he stuck a nasal pump up each nostril (tusklike) while rapid fire questioning a wannabee cabbie on his knowledge test, without missing a beat. Brilliant.
The cattle prod in the Bottom episode "Terror"?
A plank???
No, actually, it's a piano.
Bloody hell, that's a good question.
A plank is definitely a good one as is Harpo's horn.
I rather like Tim Vine's box of bic biros...
Rod Hull's fake arm on Lee and Herring.
Father Jack's brick on a string which he throws at Ted's head. (violence does seem to make me laugh)
"You're over-ruling the coin?"
"The coin isn't the boss of me Jeremy..."
Edit: Actually, nah... Merchant's pen in Extras.
Dead Parrot - obviously
The till in open all hours was pretty talented.
Fawlty's branch.
The bath mechanism in Black Books
The Club biscuit mistaken for a mobile in Psychoville.
The Trotter's van...
