FADE IN
We see an overweight middle-aged skinhead wearing a football top, staring at a computer screen.
We see a pile of sitcom and sketch show Betamax tapes on the side table.
We see an older woman enter.
WOMAN: Have you got any dirty clothes that need doing, dear? And what do you want for your tea?
MAN: Not now Mum. I'm busy.
FADE OUT