I think Adam is Adam Ant, but Adam is adamant that he is not Adam Ant...
...acts like some sort of Prince!
Charming!
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Bob Hicks, better known as 'Bandit Bob' had a shortlived career as a skat singer in the mid 90's. Paling in comparison to Power houses such as 'Skatman John' he has resorted to dredging up tired old references to 80's Pop acts on forums all over the country.
A is for Adam is a complete misdirection, reason being that he never gives A dam.
Bill Jaguar is Freddie Starr's PR guy.
Brian invented field mouse cheese in 1642. Using a gap in space-time near the M6 in the West Midlands, he came forward in time to take advantage of compound interest after investing his life savings. Unfortunately he arrived just after the stockmarket crash of 2008, discovering all his saving had been lost or stolen. He now lives in a bucket somewhere up North, planning revenge.
Brian Brane doesn't know Brian Bickerstaffe.
Brian Bickerstaffe can often be found in his paddling pool reenacting scenes from the 1984 hit 'Splash!' he is still upset that he didnt get cast to play opposite Tom Hanks. He did however get a small role in 'Big' 4 years later as 'Water cooler guy 3'
Adam is an ambidextrous kleptomaniac who thinks everything can be solved "with a good cup of tea".
Bob Hicks has a pet orifice. It's blue and has a limp.
For the last 12 years Tuumble has secretly recorded every weather forecast on BBC TV. He is part of a perverted ring of international weather forecast sex fiends who exchange recordings online. Show Tuumble a nice warm front approaching from the south...then stand well back!
Brian Bickerstaffe has leather elbows and knees. His feet also develop a white woollen coat in winter time. His back is fine silk and his hair is suede. Brian is made of clothes.
Otterfox has just opened his 7th branch of 'KettlesRUs' with his business partner Nick Berry of 'Every Loser Wins' fame.
Looks like these two losers have f**ked up....again.
Brian was recently fired from his job on Babestation TV when his balls slipped out of his knickers live on air
Lofthouse once beat Christine Bleakley in an arm wrestle.
She didn't even know they were arm wrestling, she thought she was signing for car insurance
Steve Sunshine is a raisin grader in a small Northern Morocan village nowadays. It just shows that one can get to the top if one is really determined.