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Jeez, just had Sky News ring asking me about Jimmy Savile after that throwaway comment about me working at Thomas Cook and him having his feet on the desk in the press office. Obviously interested in the fact he was raising funds for a childrens' hospital that was never built.

Tuumble phone em back and say he bummed you, theres a fat cheque in it for you.

Quote: sootyj @ November 2 2012, 4:25 PM GMT

Tuumble phone em back and say he bummed you, theres a fat cheque in it for you.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

I was bummed by Saville and so was my wife!

Did you get awarded your very own I've been bummed by Jim badge?

Otherwise I don't believe you

He may have just stuck his hands down your underpants - fail

I can't recall the guy's name but guess it could've been this guy:

Gerard Tubb @GerardTubbSky
Some interesting claims on forums from ex Thomas Cook staff about #Savile's time as a consultant for them. Inc free use of yet another flat.

I can categorically say that information didn't come from me. I also have no idea if it's true or not.

Its like he regular one but the strap forms a gstring with th badge above the whales tail

Its like he regular one but the strap forms a gstring with th badge above the whales tail

Quote: Tuumble @ November 2 2012, 4:21 PM GMT

Jeez, just had Sky News ring asking me about Jimmy Savile after that throwaway comment about me working at Thomas Cook and him having his feet on the desk in the press office. Obviously interested in the fact he was raising funds for a childrens' hospital that was never built.

Tell them anything you want..the f**ker's dead and can't answer back, can he?

Tell them he was doing a deal with Thomas Cook (you know because he whispered it in your ear as he bummed you next to a Turkish Tourist Board poster).

He was planning empty seats on returning flights to be filled with young press-ganged foreign flesh in return for a handsome commission.

You'll make a fortune...

Insist on a silhuoetted interview, and distorted voice too. That's the type I always insist on.

PS A few well timed teardrops wouldnt go amiss either. They'll probably ask you ifthat's how you blubbered when he bummed you. Say yes.

Just looked a bit closer at that guy's Twitter account and had to put him straight

https://twitter.com/GerardTubbSky

Best I stop now though before it gets out of hand

Quote: Tuumble @ November 2 2012, 6:02 PM GMT

Just looked a bit closer at that guy's Twitter account and had to put him straight

https://twitter.com/GerardTubbSky

Best I stop now though before it gets out of hand

:O Jeez. Say no more. As in, no need to state what we're all thinking and also actually say no more!

Quote: Tuumble @ November 2 2012, 6:02 PM GMT

Just looked a bit closer at that guy's Twitter account and had to put him straight

https://twitter.com/GerardTubbSky

Best I stop now though before it gets out of hand

Is he russian with a name like that?

...or simply taking his time perhaps....

Well... this *must* be true...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4626112/BBC-Paedo-DJ-Jimmy-Savile-and-the-Yorkshire-Ripper-Peter-Sutcliffe-have-been-linked.html

It's like an April Fools joke.

Oh that's bolloks like Sutcliffe wouldn't have stitched him up

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 4 2012, 11:44 AM GMT

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4626112/BBC-Paedo-DJ-Jimmy-Savile-and-the-Yorkshire-Ripper-Peter-Sutcliffe-have-been-linked.html

Leeds two favourite sons together at last. Because molesting young girls and killing prozzies are the same thing.

My advice for tackling child abuse in the future is to staff a special unit of the Met with the characters from Casualty / Holby City.

I've seen a couple of episodes and each time some young girl comes in with an attempted suicide, within 45 minutes they've got the truth out of her and the Dad / Stepdad is arrested.

None of this waiting around until the predator is dead stuff or years of costly investigations or court trials - 45 minutes. Bam. Paedo confesses, police arrest, doctor gets blowjob from nurse, done and dusted.

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