Scripts shmips
Get loaded dude
Scripts shmips
Get loaded dude
The annoying thing is its an advert for an Ozzy loan company and I've decided to base it on Casino Royale with James Bondai.
Thats actually more fun, except I do have 2 bottles of Adnams...
I have just run out of wine, but I shouldn't really go out and buy any more booze...
Sootyj How about 'Shelaghs Deals?'...
is that a particularly clever biblical pun?
Oh I don't think there's any puns in the bible
It's not really a comedy
P.s. Jesus ftw!!
Constipation gags in the bible
Cane wasn't Able
Moses took 2 tablets and it came to pass
Solomon sat on the throne for 40 years
Jesus was born in a stable condition
etc
Isn't there a psalm about some rich bloke who could shit through the eye of a needle?
Didnt pay much attention in R.E.
Mr Bullock, my teacher, was a complete bastard
Quote: sootyj @ November 3 2012, 7:32 PM GMTThe annoying thing is its an advert for an Ozzy loan company
'The Prince of Darkness Pay Day Loan Company.' ?
Quote: lofthouse @ November 3 2012, 9:50 PM GMTIsn't there a psalm about some rich bloke who could shit through the eye of a needle?
I ain't rich but that sounds like me atm hence the Immodium Instants from Asda tonight . . . .
The other Ozzy you prannet
Quote: lofthouse @ November 3 2012, 9:50 PM GMTIsn't there a psalm about some rich bloke who could shit through the eye of a needle?
Didnt pay much attention in R.E.
Mr Bullock, my teacher, was a complete bastard
Seethat's one really good.
I hated RE being Jewish they always expected me to nail the questions on the crucifcition
HAHAHA!!!
Classic
I am starting to really hate the community channel
as in find out where its offices are, lock the doors and torch them with all the wankers still inside
generally when flicking past it's always some f**king series about f**king gypsies. Reminising about their history, how does a culture with no written history have so much to f**king say about themselves.
Not all history is written down
Maybe it was via word of mouth passed down from generation to generation
And... Caravan to caravan
Saw Sammy J and Randy over the weekend. Really enjoyed it. A few people took their kids along. Hope they knew beforehand that it's intended more for grown ups or they might have got a shock.
Have a little bit of writing this evening, followed by (thanks to a modest bonus) a small bottle of Jura.
Success in comedy is leading into heavier drinking.
Drink, write, drink, write.
Wake me when I'm an Irish Nobel prize winner