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Quote: lofthouse @ November 2 2012, 7:50 PM GMT

What if they're both?

A dj that's both c**ty and rapey

*shudders*

Which would make them a crape

Which is a French pancake

Which scares you

You big girls blouse

Quote: Will Cam @ November 3 2012, 11:05 AM GMT

The Devil must have important work for this divvy in the future:

http://news.uk.msn.com/video-clips/?VideoID=2gjbol35

The real Boris shows himself, scum? Nice cuddly Boris Laughing out loud

Quote: Pingl @ November 3 2012, 11:10 AM GMT

The real Boris shows himself, scum? Nice cuddly Boris Laughing out loud

Boris rocks! And him turning around to a bunch of big mouthed, brain washed, attention seeking, stereotypical students and calling them 'lefty tossers' has gained him a huge amount of fans across the country.

If you had to sit next to these twats on a train, you'd probably want to smash a bottle in their faces, but Boris calling them a name must mean he is worse then Hitler. Go Boris!

And in sharp contrast -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-20181601

Man arrested for yelling at David Cameron.

A senior Conservative politician has been accused by the BBC's current affairs programme Newsnight of abusing under-age boys at a children's home in north Wales.

The unnamed politician was said to have taken part in the rape and abuse of young boys from the homes, as part of a paedophile ring operating in Wales during the 1970s and 1980s.

One of the men who was sexually abused while he was a child in care has now called for a new investigation into the true scale of the abuse and who was involved.

Its amazing how intolerance on the left is a typical response from pinko scum , but intolerance from the right is the correct response from a upstanding politician. Boris is a typical product of his class and background an out of touch upper class twat! with a right wing agenda :P

Quote: Pingl @ November 3 2012, 12:31 PM GMT

Its amazing how intolerance on the left is a typical response from pinko scum , but intolerance from the right is the correct response from a upstanding politician. Boris is a typical product of his class and background an out of touch upper class twat! with a right wing agenda :P

What he said

Quote: Pingl @ November 3 2012, 12:31 PM GMT

Boris is a typical product of his class and background an out of touch upper class twat! with a right wing agenda :P

Ah Pingl, you do make me laugh. Boris was on a no nothing walkabout in Bristol, that attracted the attention of absolutely no one in the local area, but was of interest to the news people. These 'protestors' were bussed in by the Labour Party with orders to crash the photo op. Boris knew they were rent-a-scum and responded appropriately.

Thankfully under Labour, we didn't have politicians punching protestors in the face for throwing an egg and introducing a whole swathe of draconian laws against public assembly and protest.

Whistling nnocently

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 3 2012, 12:38 PM GMT

Ah Pingl, you do make me laugh. Boris was on a no nothing walkabout in Bristol, that attracted the attention of absolutely no one in the local area, but was of interest to the news people. These 'protestors' were bussed in by the Labour Party with orders to crash the photo op. Boris knew they were rent-a-scum and responded appropriately.

Thankfully under Labour, we didn't have politicians punching protestors in the face for throwing an egg and introducing a whole swathe of draconian laws against public assembly and protest.

Whistling nnocently

What is wrong with bussing in labour supporters to taunt Boris? There is no rent a scum on the right? Ever been to a Millwall game? Prescott did the right thing, none of this namby pamby blonde bonnetted blather just a good old fashioned bloodied nose :)

Quote: Pingl @ November 3 2012, 12:42 PM GMT

Prescott did the right thing, none of this namby pamby blonde bonnetted blather just a good old fashioned bloodied nose :)

I've changed your quote slightly based on this fresh evidence -

Quote: Pingl @ November 3 2012, 12:31 PM GMT

Its amazing how intolerance from the left is the correct response from a upstanding politician.

Break out your bus pass Pingl, the Labour rent-a-scum needs you! ;) :P

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 3 2012, 12:48 PM GMT

I've changed your quote slightly based on this fresh evidence -

Break out your bus pass Pingl, the Labour rent-a-scum needs you! ;) :P

How much do they pay, and do you get lunch :P :D

Does being left wing make you 'scum'

What's the right wing equivalent then?

Quote: lofthouse @ November 3 2012, 12:51 PM GMT

Does being left wing make you 'scum'

What's the right wing equivalent then?

SCAM!

Why do you automatically assume left wing "scum" were bussed in?

Are you saying left wing people can't afford cars?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 3 2012, 12:24 PM GMT

he is worse then Hitler.

Oh dear. Hitler mentioned in an argument. Hand in your pass and exit the internet.

Quote: lofthouse @ November 3 2012, 12:56 PM GMT

Why do you automatically assume left wing "scum" were bussed in?

Are you saying left wing people can't afford cars?

Didn't you know we all wear flat caps, call each other comrade and only use public transport. Come the day of the revolution we will all have bycicles!

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