Exactly what it says, what are your favourite funny football chants? My fav was this one, aimed at Bobby Zomora and to the tune of 'that's amore'...
'when your sat in row z , and the ball hits your head ,that's zomora ....'
Funniest football chants
Not that funny but I enjoyed Newcastle's the other day.
"Two Ameobi's. There's only two Ameobi's" etc. 
An oldie but I laughed me socks off when I heard it
Who shagged Chapmans wife
Who shagged Chapmans wife
Eric Eric Cantona
Oh Oh Oh oh oh oh haaa
Millwall fans to a five foot four Northampton right back;
"You're supposed to be a gnome."
and this is an old un from liverpool I believe ..
this old man
he told me
dennis irwins got vd
with a nic nac paddywac give the dog a bone
man united f*ck off home
Quote: Nil Putters @ October 31 2012, 8:10 PM GMTNot that funny but I enjoyed Newcastle's the other day.
"Two Ameobi's. There's only two Ameobi's" etc.
That'll do for me.
Nil you're very missed in the BCG FF league. Any thoughts on Ben Arfa this season - not seen much of him on MOTD.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ November 1 2012, 10:29 AM GMTNil you're very missed in the BCG FF league. Any thoughts on Ben Arfa this season - not seen much of him on MOTD.
I've never got into them, they take too much effort. 
He's looking good, although he's come on as sub quite a bit.
I like Russell Howard's ideas for chants.
* Marlon King chant
* England chant
* Norwich chant
* Some extra chanting
The Good the Bad and the Ugly Everton songs
To the tune of 'You're just too good to be true'
Marouane Fellaini you are the love of my life
Marouane Fellaini you can shag my wife
Marouane Fellaini and I love curly hair too.
On Nicky Barmby
He's got no dad he's illegitimate!
He can't read he's f**king illiterate!
He's got HIV and he can't rid of it, that shithouse Nicky Barmby.
On Steven Gerarrd
Who's that coming over your bird is that a gangster is it a gangster.
Quote: Nil Putters @ October 31 2012, 8:10 PM GMTNot that funny but I enjoyed Newcastle's the other day.
"Two Ameobi's. There's only two Ameobi's" etc.
That reminds me of the "two Andy Gorams" chant, after he was diagnosed with schizophrenia
Quote: Millsy @ October 31 2012, 8:58 PM GMTMillwall fans to a five foot four Northampton right back;
"You're supposed to be a gnome."
That's excellent.
Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ November 1 2012, 11:57 AM GMTThe Good the Bad and the Ugly Everton songs
An Everton-supporting friend of mine shared this ditty with me, for some reason it didn't really catch on:
To the tune of 'Lord of the Dance'
Lescott, wherever you may be
We don't care that you're ugly
It could be worse, you could be a Red
Pushing down walls and pissing on the dead.
Wouldn't do the last one Gerry, we don't buzz off Hillsborough.
We do call the 'Murderers' over Heysel but Hillsborough is a non starter.
Quote: Nil Putters @ October 31 2012, 8:10 PM GMTNot that funny but I enjoyed Newcastle's the other day.
"Two Ameobi's. There's only two Ameobi's" etc.
Just saw on the BBC website that there are actually THREE Ameobis, but one plays in the Icelandic league.
Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ November 1 2012, 12:27 PM GMTWouldn't do the last one Gerry, we don't buzz off Hillsborough.
We do call the 'Murderers' over Heysel but Hillsborough is a non starter.
Surely pushing down walls is a Heysel reference?
No mention yet of England's 1986 World Cup squad. "There's only two Gary Stevens". Probably inspired the Ameobi one.
More the pissing on the dead, that was the Sun lie.