So yesterday I sent the following to Newsjack believing that I was 'contributing' to the last show, which was the week before!!
one liners
No wonder this country is in a mess when the tories are planning to spend £350 million on subs, has nobody mentioned 6 inch of the day plus crisps and a drink are available for a fiver at selected outlets.
New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg has urged all residents to avoid Battery Park promenade as the chances of being blown off are high. Imagine my disappointment when all flights to JFK were suspended.
If Mark Clattenburg is found guilty of racism then Chelsea will have no choice but to make him their next captain.
Teenage Moroccan belly dancer 'Ruby Heartbreaker' has revealed how she was horrified when tax dodging billionaire Silvio Berlusconi offered her a 'back-hander'. She immediately refused claiming "i won't do S & M".
Ageing rockers rolling stones set to hold press conference for their up and coming 'barely live' tour, well they will, the minute they can remember where they put their notes and what they were about in the first place.
It is unlikely Silvio Berlusconi will ever see a prison cell despite the 4 year sentence handed to him for tax fraud, rumors circulating suggest Judge Edoardo D'Avossa was offered a 'Bunga'.
If the government thinks that the proposed 'two tier tax system' is a good idea then I reckon this think tank they keep using is in need of a good scrub out.
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(Middle aged man)
Silvio Berlusconi is accused of gross tax evasion and having sex with a underage prostitute! Well, we can all agree on 1 thing about this man..... He's dreadful when it comes to numbers.
(American Man)
I hear presidential race is gonna be decided by a dance off!, well I gotta tell ya, ma money's on Obama (or 'the black guy' if you can get away with that?)
(Irate man)
Yet another surfer killed in an unprovoked shark attack! When will the authorities take a hard line with those who are going out there just to poke them in the gills and wind them up, they are clearly ruining it for the rest of us!
correction
We recently reported the rolling stones will play the following towns on their up and coming tour, Cleavleys, Lytham st Anne's, Mablethorpe & finally Morcambe. Morcambe however is to be pulled due to insufficient funds in the kitty for ring and ride.
