British Comedy Guide

Susan Calman

Are we the odd ones out? We really, really dislike Susan Calman, especially that terrible, scratchy, squawking voice. She has the worst radio voice we've ever heard and, even worse, SHE'S NOT FUNNY, although, clearly, she thinks she is. There's a million and more people out there making comments and they think they're funny too but, fortunately, they don't make it onto the radio.

'We'? Who? Spain?

She makes me laugh Wave

I guess we're not part of the 'we'. We must be 'them'.

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 29 2012, 6:29 PM GMT

I guess we're not part of the 'we'. We must be 'them'.

THE CLIQUE!

As always.

Quote: David Bussell @ October 29 2012, 6:33 PM GMT

THE CLIQUE!

You'll never catch me alive!!

I had to go to the Clique, but it's calmed down now I've put some cream on and the itching is now just a minor discomfort, Ahhhh

Susan Calman's accent is no worse than that of anyone else raised significantly north of Milton Keynes.

I.e. really horrible, but you can just about force yourself through it.

Quote: Aaron @ October 29 2012, 8:16 PM GMT

Susan Calman's accent is no worse than that of anyone else raised significantly north of Milton Keynes.

I.e. really horrible, but you can just about force yourself through it.

I'm sorry I can't understand a word your saying, could you take that plum out of your mouth, Oh, I do beg your pardon.....

Actually, it's a silver spoon.

you're*

A silver spoon, a silver spoon , we dreamt of a silver spoon, all we had was the middle of toilet roll and we were grateful! You great southern....

We got up at 10 o'clock at night, half an hour before we went to bed...

Quote: Aaron @ October 29 2012, 8:30 PM GMT

Actually, it's a silver spoon.

For shandy?

Quote: fasty @ October 29 2012, 10:10 PM GMT

For shandy?

Shandy is considered a man's drink down there :O

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