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Quote: lofthouse @ October 26 2012, 6:21 PM BST

Marilyn Monroe was murdered by four mafia hitmen

They broke into her house, forced her naked onto her bed and inserted a highly toxic and poisonous suppository into her anus, before leaving her to die

Which was nice...

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4 hitmen?

Surely that's too much man power being expended? Very inefficient.

This is just what happens in organisations that have too much power and are unaccountable to others - like local authorities nowadays.

It's the equivalent to sending 4 men to fill a hole. 1 to do the job and 3 to watch.

Actually that's quite an apt analogy isnt it?

I learned today that goats do not like cock rings.

Mary Berry says always lower the temp slightly when baking with a fan oven!.

She even heats oven up, turns it off, then restarts to required temp!.

Not that I have baked a sponge yet in my new oven, but having a go tonight

Lemon drizzle sponge turned out fine!

Quote: Brian Bickerstaffe @ October 26 2012, 6:42 PM BST

I learned today that goats do not like cock rings.

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You must be doing it wrong.

Quote: dellas @ October 27 2012, 5:08 PM BST

Lemon drizzle sponge turned out fine!

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Want. Delllaaasss, come to BCG drinks in December and bring cake!

I stumbled across this on t'internet. It is a wind-up, right?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Way_killings

How very strange! On a lighter note a handy halloween adornment, making a 'ghost' necklace, just flare out the bottom of a few tampons stick on eyes and tie to red ribbon- Simples!

Quote: dellas @ October 27 2012, 6:03 PM BST

How very strange! On a lighter note a handy halloween adornment, making a 'ghost' necklace, just flare out the bottom of a few tampons stick on eyes and tie to red ribbon- Simples!

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You're like a modern day Valerie Singleton

Quote: zooo @ October 26 2012, 6:32 PM BST

I've explained this about fifteen thousand times, I'm not doing it again!
If your poor, weak old brains can't remember, that's not my fault.

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But your argument doesn't hold up. They are the same but for different generations. Take That appeal to sad middle aged women.

Quote: Chappers @ October 28 2012, 7:18 PM GMT

But your argument doesn't hold up. They are the same but for different generations. Take That appeal to sad middle aged women.

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Ha. And yet strangely, you're the one obsessed with them...

Berroca turns your piss bright orange

A single seed from a record-breaking pumpkin sold for $1,600. You get about 200 seeds in a pumpkin...

Not if you wear a condom

Apparently special vine tomatoes that produce little water, their seeds sell for more than gold!

In Madrid it is illegal to wander the streets bragging about being thin.

Not something I'm in any danger of being caught doing.....

Keewik used to be known as 'Scappa flo' in the taverns of Carradale bay.