A friend just sent me the following blackmail material after I politely asked if I might have back an XBox game he borrowed...
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Hahahaha
Can't see the join Mr Bussell. 
...and in other news I've just climbed into bed with the wife.
She has just spent the last 7 hours doing a wedding bouquet, three buttonholes plus one large and five medium sized floral table decorations. I supported her in a supervisory capacity and by clearing away garden rubbish, some of which was growing up the side of our house this morning.
Aww how caring, love a chap who gives support! How you have lovely day.
Ben is off to an Only Fools and Horses convention later today. Boycie, Marlene, Denzil,Cassandra, Micky Pearce and a few others will be there.
Oh wait, it's not today. It's on tomorrow.
Quote: Ben @ October 27 2012, 10:49 AM BSTOh wait, it's not today. It's on tommorrow.
You plonker!
Is that a real thing? It sounds awful! Like Cruise of The Gods depressing.
'Boycie' lives round here.
Sat two tables away in a pub/restaurant once while he berated his agent about getting him more Supermarket openings.
The phrase "500 quid, in and out" was bandied about.
Excellent.
Quote: Lee @ October 27 2012, 1:53 PM BSTIs that a real thing? It sounds awful! Like Cruise of The Gods depressing.
Lee, you are aware that you're part of an online comedy convention 24/7?
Now I am.
I've just had a scam email, allegedly about my Paypal account (which doesn't exist) but it's all in FRENCH! I'm quite taken with the novelty! 
Chip's just put all his clocks back one hour. Suck on that, British Summer Time.
You should have put them forward an hour instead. For a laugh.