i am considering combining 2 of my favourite things .
I am going to create chocolate minge cake.
one slice or two ?
went to my dr the other day. I said dr brennan, that's his name, why are all dr's anonymous when it comes to gags ?
i have forgotten what to do with my cock.
his reply ? he told me I had the onset of penile dementia.
the day after I went to eastbourne and walked up the cliffs, saw the light-house at beachy head, then started hopping along on all fours like a rabbit !
i suspect I may be developing sussex downs syndrome.
discussing holiday destinations with a friend I suggested somewhere touristy.
he said he didn't like crowded places.
i replied, I don't like any northern soul bands !
you know mystic meg the clairvoyant ? her husband has a similar skill, oh yes, send him a spunk stained sheet of loo paper and he will predict your future from it. they call him mystic smeg.
remember that chap, harry houdini, from the ancient world of light entertainment ? he would never have succeedeed without his personal assistant, well, he was always letting himself go. . . . .
for the literary types out there.
what's the question if the answer is cock robin ?
what's that up my bum, batman ?
in the u.s.a in 2009 a woman had a tooth transplanted into her eye which gave her useful sight in that eye . brings new meaning to the phrase an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth .
re unemployed people only being allowed 2 children.
the gov should go further and only allow them to have sex twice a year.
neighbourhood sex watch would become the norm, for some it already is.
over sexed police sirens will wail,
coitus interruptus shall prevail,
and those evil crims, with too many kids,
must be sent, straight to cock happy jail.