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We see a man dressed as a Chicken sitting in bed smoking.

Next to him is a naked woman

On the floor next to her we see a pair of knickers, a bra, a white coat and lollipop sign.

LOLLIPOP LADY
"You knew I'd ask didn't you"

CHICKEN MAN
" Yup!"

Ha!

Probably doesn't even need the dialogue at all.

Could work with actual chicken.

Win, either way.

Laughing out loud

:D

very visual, I agree with Simon, it could work without the dialogue as well, because it is all there for the viewer to see in one quick shot

If I was putting that in a video, I would have a small piece of text at the front reading "The real reason why the chicken crossed the road" and then have it fade to the scene, maybe a close up on the lolipop sign and zoom out to the full scene.

but it's good, it's simple and can be without a budget and on a lazy sunday afternoon

I'd love to see it filmed! How busy are your Sundays?

I live in Wales, it would be a bit of a trek for a man dressed in a chicken suit and a naked girl, send the naked girl I will pick her up on the severn bridge.

That old chestnut, I go there with the gear and you're waiting with the Hedlu!

It's the girl we want, you can go on your way

I used to smuggle Scrabble pieces over that bridge and was in the middle of delivering two ton of L's when I got busted.

I remember the story in the paper, we were all glad it wasn't E's that you got busted with. But if you are still into smuggling I am looking for someone that can get hold of a lot of carrier bags, I mean shit loads. They are charging 5p a bag over here, and I can shift the for 3p easily.

I don't get it (maybe I'm thick).

Quote: Yacob Wingnut @ October 24 2012, 10:46 PM BST

I don't get it (maybe I'm thick).

Which came first, the chicken or the lollipop lady, obviously.

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