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So bored I might.....................

Start a thread about it.

...have to talk to my brother!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ February 1, 2008, 5:03 PM

...have to talk to my brother!

Nooooooooo!!!

Have a wank in a cupboard.

Quote: Leevil @ February 1, 2008, 5:21 PM

Nooooooooo!!!

Just as bad, if not worse-Im talking to my mum!

I should phone my mother really not spoken since xmas oh well i'll do it morrow

Quote: Aaron @ February 1, 2008, 5:43 PM

Have a wank in a cupboard.

Do you only do that when you're bored? Huh?

Quote: Gavin @ February 1, 2008, 6:05 PM

I should phone my mother really not spoken since xmas oh well i'll do it morrow

She said don't worry, Christmas is fine.

Awesome cheers Frankie, also when your burying her see if she's got the necklace I bouht her for birthday might be worth a few bob.

Quote: Gavin @ February 1, 2008, 6:12 PM

Awesome cheers Frankie, also when your burying her see if she's got the necklace I bouht her for birthday might be worth a few bob.

She already pawned it.

[All in jest btw... my mother wanted me to call her every Friday but the warden said no]

.....go do some raping.

Quote: Aaron @ February 1, 2008, 5:43 PM

Have a wank in a cupboard.

I had no idea that you were a wanker.

Quote: Charisma @ February 1, 2008, 6:52 PM

.....go do some raping.

Just when I thought the morality of this forum couldn't sink any lower, we now have rape jokes.

What next?

We did do dead mother jokes to.

Quote: Gavin @ February 1, 2008, 6:12 PM

Awesome cheers Frankie, also when your burying her see if she's got the necklace I bouht her for birthday might be worth a few bob.

Not a pearl one was it?

Quote: Charisma @ February 1, 2008, 6:52 PM

.....go do some raping.

Charisma: when I saw this next to what I thought was your picture... Laughing out loud

There is no harm in a bit of raping.
We are not talking the music type right? I f**king hate that shit.
But I lurrrrve blues & soul so no calling me a racist ok.

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