Quote: zooo @ October 20 2012, 9:01 PM BSTOne story of the police actually doing what they should http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-20015659 instead of waiting around for specialists or experts to arrive.
Bristol roolz
Jimmy Savile Page 45
Coppers were probably trying to kill themselves cos they live in Bristol.
Quote: sootyj @ October 20 2012, 10:13 PM BSTCoppers were probably trying to kill themselves cos they heard my jokes
You have coppers in Bristol I thought you were still on the Bow Street Runners?
Hey Nills if the cops stop me in Bristol for speeding on my penny farthing how do I avoid a fine?
Quote: Nil Putters @ October 20 2012, 10:17 PM BST
Drop to my knees first though?
Quote: sootyj @ October 20 2012, 10:24 PM BSTHey Nills if the cops stop me in Bristol for speeding on my *penny farthing how do I avoid a fine?
*tractor 
Quote: Nil Putters @ October 20 2012, 10:26 PM BST*tractor
*dinosaur cart
Quote: zooo @ October 20 2012, 9:01 PM BSTOne story of the police actually doing what they should http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-20015659 instead of waiting around for specialists or experts to arrive.
The numbers don't add up.
There were 5 in the car
2 were rescued
1 died
what happened to the other 2
Sherlock Bill Will is on the case!
Think it says the other two were arrested and are being interviewed.
Plenty of criticism of Labour's box-ticking blind public service targets on the last couple of pages. I trust you'll all be voting for police commissioners on 15th November? 
Quote: Aaron @ October 21 2012, 2:46 PM BSTI trust you'll all be voting for police commissioners on 15th November?
The predictions are that less than 5% of the population will bother voting. Most people, including me, think it's a useless position designed as a golden handshake for politicians who can't cut it anymore in Westminster. It's like an honours system for shit people.
I wonder if at a marathon that sir Jimmy felt really tired at
If any one ever asked him to think of the children
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 21 2012, 2:49 PM BSTThe predictions are that less than 5% of the population will bother voting. Most people, including me, think it's a useless position designed as a golden handshake for politicians who can't cut it anymore in Westminster. It's like an honours system for shit people.
Great those are the kind of figures nick griffin gets
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 4 2012, 11:21 PM BSTThe rumour that I heard when I was younger was that he used to indulge in Necrophila when he was a Porter.
I bet none of those victims come forward either.
My Brother used to be in a softball team with Paul Gambaccini.
Probably where I got the rumour from.