Bastards.
So how many people were in uniform in one place at the same time?
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Did you see the Captain's log?
Quote: Nil Putters @ October 21 2012, 11:10 AM BSTDid you see the Captain's log?
See it I stood in it!
I was banned as the last trek show I went to, I got into a tribble, I mean trouble.
So whats Sootyj writing for money this week?
1 200 word blog on those stars from Lost who got sacked for drink driving, and 10 captioned images of pissed celebs.
2 Another 5 blogs for a graduate career advice sit.
3 A longish article on his brilliant none career in standup comedy.
4 half a dozen pro Obama Facebook articles.
5 2 top 10 lists about Hollywood arseholes.
Sootyj has in the pipe line.
Filling up 3 or 4 auto joke writing emailing systems.
And yet it feels like Im doing nothing, funny that.
Ben is going to be kicking back tonight. All night.
I came home from work tonight to find the wife dismantling a box of wine and wringing the bag like a flannel to get the last drop of alcohol out. Anyone got a number for AA?
Quote: Tuumble @ October 22 2012, 7:44 PM BSTI came home from work tonight to find the wife dismantling a box of wine and wringing the bag like a flannel to get the last drop of alcohol out. Anyone got a number for AA?
It's a practice I call "bagpiping". A neat trick once you've squeezed out the last drop it to blow it up and use it as a handy pillow for sleeping off your hangover.
Quote: Tuumble @ October 22 2012, 7:44 PM BSTI came home from work tonight to find myself dismantling the wife and wringing the bag like a flannel to get the last drop of alcohol out. Anyone got a number for AA?
Tuumble I think the number you need has 3 9s in it.
Quote: David Bussell @ October 22 2012, 7:51 PM BSTIt's a practice I call "bagpiping".
I'm sure that's what you tell your missus.
Quote: Tuumble @ October 22 2012, 7:44 PM BSTI came home from work tonight to find the wife dismantling a box of wine and wringing the bag like a flannel to get the last drop of alcohol out. Anyone got a number for AA?
doesn't everybody do that? 
Quote: keewik @ October 22 2012, 9:43 PM BSTdoesn't everybody do that?
Maybe they do but not me - I'm not a great wine drinker to be honest. It made me laugh because there was such an air of desperation in the way she was doing it and her glass was already full so the few extra drops hardly deemed worth the effort. 
Quote: David Bussell @ October 22 2012, 7:51 PM BSTIt's a practice I call "bagpiping". A neat trick once you've squeezed out the last drop it to blow it up and use it as a handy pillow for sleeping off your hangover.
I have since been informed of this. Was it a Viz Top Tip?
Because you have all been good little boys & girls, you are allowed to see this little video of my renovated kitchen.
Wot I did mostly all by myself. :-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=logeTE_Qnk0
And I did the video too :-)
Quote: billwill @ October 23 2012, 2:31 AM BSTBecause you have all been good little boys & girls, you are allowed to see this little video of my renovated kitchen.
Wot I did mostly all by myself. :-)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=logeTE_Qnk0
And I did the video too :-)
Nice job Bill. I am lazy and would have paid someone to do it.