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No the cow pat thing, I mean a booby trap haha.

You don't want to trap your boobies mate.

Quote: Lee @ October 19 2012, 11:56 AM BST

No the cow pat thing, I mean a booby trap haha.

Isn't that just another term for an ill fitting bra?

Quote: Loopey @ October 19 2012, 11:29 AM BST

I know I live in a rural area but I don't fancy popping off to the nearest farm to shovel cow s*** into a bag. People round here think I'm a bit odd already.
Whistling nnocently

Pop one of your own in then. Plus, if youre on a water meter youll save on the flush....or flushes :$

Right result!

Quote: Brian Bickerstaffe @ October 19 2012, 2:31 PM BST

Pop one of your own in then. Plus, if youre on a water meter youll save on the flush....or flushes :$

Right result!

:O :$

Quote: Loopey @ October 19 2012, 11:29 AM BST

I know I live in a rural area but I don't fancy popping off to the nearest farm to shovel cow s*** into a bag. People round here think I'm a bit odd already.
Whistling nnocently

And your wheels might get stuck in the mud.

Do they make 'tracked' whhelchairs?

Quote: billwill @ October 19 2012, 6:18 PM BST

And your wheels might get stuck in the mud.

Do they make 'tracked' whhelchairs?

You can get pretty much anything if you have the £'s.

http://www.landeez.com/

Getting so tired of competition quiz questions that are designed to allow retards to ring expensive premium rate numbers.

Julia Roberts starred in which film: Pretty_________

A) Battleship
B) Robocop
C) Woman

A

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 21 2012, 11:11 PM BST

A

That will cost you one pound fifty. Oh hang on are you on a mobile? just hand over your wallet

I would pay to see B, though.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 21 2012, 11:08 PM BST

Getting so tired of competition quiz questions that are designed to allow retards to ring expensive premium rate numbers.

Julia Roberts starred in which film: Pretty_________

A) Battleship
B) Robocop
C) Woman

Heh, heh, I suspect that those dumb questions are only there to satisfy some legal requirement that the thing is a "Competition".

The attitude in some parts of the media and that if there is not an exact equal amount of women as men at some event or in a organisation, it is sexist. The same doesn't seem to apply if there are more women then men though.

Interviews with footballers.

TTPYO: having to spend another £40 this year on school cardigans because girls grow, and uniform has to come from an expensive outlet.

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